mouffette 

The French word for "skunk." A nice word for your girlfriend, along with "cochonette." (little female pig)
Good with "pet," (pay), the French word for "fart."

"Tu as l'odour d'un pet de mouffette !!"
(You smell like the fart of a skunk)

mouffette by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

moulette 

1. the moulette is a stylized modern mullet, originating in Canada
it is essentially a curly combination of hat hair(in Canadian winters, hats are a must), the mullet and the famous hair swoosh (optional but encouraged).

wow greg has a far-out moulette eh?
oh yeah. fer sure. right on classic vintage jagr-esque flow"
"hey, wanna go watch hockey in my igloo while my snowmobile's in the shop?"
"oh yeah sounds gud."

moulette by themagicmoulette February 25, 2011

mofette 

A Mofette likes pink things, dancing and snakebite and black. They normally grow in Staffordshire or Warrington, but have been found as far north as Leeds.

A Mofette is not:
An airport
A volcanic vent
A fork-lift truck

We met Mofette by chance and took her out for pie and chips. And beer.

mofette by Goff April 2, 2004

Les Mouettes 

Un groupe de personnes bizarre mais formidable. Les seagulls/mouettes restent à l’hôpital des femmes et l’hôpital de francophonie. Des bon(ne) improvisateurs/ improvisatrices. Très gentil(le) et humoristique!

Salut les mouettes!

Les Mouettes by anonymous333333333 September 25, 2019

Moffettology

A particular type of story telling that is often rambling and maddeningly incoherent. Often best deciphered by only reading every third or fourth word. Sometimes it is best to keep reading until something, or ANYTHING makes sense.

Sometimes, if I haven't slept well for a few days, Moffettology might be the only way to express my thoughts and feelings.

Moffettology by iamcfb June 17, 2016

Muffett 

A man with a bald spot and a hudge forehead. It takes him 10-15 seconds come figure out a come-back. Instead of a comb back its a comb forward.

My muffett throws girl like fits all day.

Muffett by spread legs April 14, 2009

Purple Mouflette

Dirty, Stinky Nigger Pussy

Go eat that Purple mouflette

Purple Mouflette by Pmouflette January 1, 2020