A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants
must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled
toilet.
TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of
time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.
"Are you
ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"
"You'
re a filthy fucker
Alan!"
"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."