Blessed be the fruit 

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit

Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.

Blessed be the fruit by Sidney's natural resources August 2, 2019

Blessed Be 

A Wiccan expression that carries the equivalent meaning to one of the following phrases: “Take care”, “God bless you” or “Good grief!”.

May also used in a similar context to “goodbye” and less commonly as “hello”.

Blessed be until we meet again.

Blessed Be by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010

blessed be 

1.A wiccan term meaning "good luck"
2.Christian equivalent of "god bless you"

1. blessed be to you and your family

blessed be by secretfreak April 18, 2009

wanna-blessed-be 

A teenager who wants to shock their family and peers by trying to become a wiccan, but has no idea what she/he is doing. The term was popularized by the TV show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".

Usualy a vegetarian and goes by a silly craft name. Sometimes refered to as a fluff bunny.

A mockery of the Wiccan religion.

OMG! Tina is such a wanna-blessed-be! She changed her name to Raynbow Moondoggie, bought herself a pentegram as big as her face, and has not eaten red meat in three whole days now. I hear that her parents are like totaly freak'n and threatened to call like an exorcist or something..........

wanna-blessed-be by the Voice February 10, 2004

“Too blissed to be dissed” 

The state beyond blessed, where your life is so blissful that yuh haters can’t even diss you.

As a statement I am “Too blissed to be dissed”
Or with the use of we, you or they are too blissed to be dissed

“Too blissed to be dissed” by Kwan di dun November 16, 2021