capfucking 

sexual act in which one inserts the member between the back of a kneecap and proceeds to thrust. most often fantasized about when lusting over an extremely attractive girl with extremely attractive legs.

oh man, i want to capfuck her.

capfucking by jake stephens, fida z. May 13, 2005

confuckingtinuously

1. Without any fucking interruption whatsoever.

2. To proceed with an activity without any fucking breaks, gaps, or pauses.

A: "Hey man where you at? You coming to the gym?"
B: "Can't bro, I'm tapped out - my girl and I have fucked confuckingtinuously for 2 days straight."

confuckingtinuously by nim_k August 15, 2018

confuckingfused 

To be utterly clueless.

You've been told 5 times to clean your room, why do you look so confuckingfused?

confuckingfused by chitownFF October 2, 2010

Confucking

When something is so fucking confusing that it is Confucking

Flounder: Yo i had this dream with a car and these gurls and you were in it and so was my grandma

XXXander: Yo your dream is CONFUCKING XD

Confucking by XXXANDER1 July 11, 2009

napfucking 

a nap so good - it's like fucking.

This waffle is napfucking delicious.

napfucking by tarocake May 17, 2012

corfuckingtado

the act of fucking in a scissor-like position. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously, others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.

Hey hon! What sex-position do you want to do tonight? Let's do the corfuckingtado position at the edge of the bed.

corfuckingtado by Karma 77 October 30, 2008

Confuckingusing 

The agitated state of being angry and confused simultaneously.

This math problem is confuckingusing!

Confuckingusing by Smollonator December 12, 2018