soberity 

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

soberity by Kris September 20, 2003

Soberity 

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.

Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”

Soberity by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018

Soberiety 

1) An intoxicated person's way of saying "sobriety."

2) The state of feeling sober even though one is obviously not.

Soberiety is a bitch." "I hate soberiety.

Soberiety by J-Bird Spice December 15, 2010

sorerity 

Noun. Annoying and persistent pain in the ass, as it's like sored throat. Ain't got no cure because it will keep coming back later.

Dick: Yo, ain't Sherry broke up with you?
Me: Damn man! that girl keeps calling me and bring back ol' time stories. She's one big time sorerity, I'll give her that!

sorerity by blakraytsf April 15, 2016

Sobarity 

1. The state of 'normal' consciousness and physical existence for a human. The state of being sober, and of not being under the influence of mind/body altering substances.

After this I will return to sobarity.

Sobarity by Drherbyhand October 17, 2010

Soberitus 

A disease caused by not consuming enough alcohol

"The last time I got drunk was like 2 weeks ago!!" "Oh dear! I think you need to go to the doctors.. It sounds like you have soberitus!!"

Soberitus by WillandClaire February 1, 2013