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Connecticut Valley Hospital

A psych hospital that has been around since the mid 1800's. Use to have thousands of lunatics, maniacs, sociopaths and generally batshit crazy people but in the last few decades has greatly down sized and many of the buildings are empty or being torn down. The ones left are creepy as hell and legend has it there are chains on the walls and all kinds of spooky shit in the basements. Colloquially known as the "Nut House', "Bug House" or "Loony Land", the patients left are mostly junkies, sexual perverts and anti social assholes. Nobody knows what happened to all the lunatics and maniacs.
Connecticut Valley Hospital has some really spooky shit hidden in those basements and attics.

Mill Valley

A city in Marin County, California, that was the basis for the South Park episode "Smug Alert!" The people of Mill Valley are generally smug, entitled hermits who live in tiny 837 sq ft shacks that they paid $1.2 million for.

Mill Valley is known as the home of the down low Shermitard as well, the best friend of the JaysBoyToy.
"Dude, I used to live on Amicita in Mill Valley and I can't believe that my dad made us live like third world paupers just so he could drive a Range Rover with a Grateful Dead sticker."
Mill Valley by Jays Boy Toy September 19, 2012

valley new year 

The night before Thanksgiving and a night of drunken excess. Famous in the towns of the Naugatuck river "valley" in Connecticut. (Shelton, Derby, Ansonia)
Rob got so shitfaced last night at Valley New Year that he missed the Thanksgiving day football game.
valley new year by Chelovec November 21, 2018
(verb) to forget the words to one's own song while performing it

origin: from English singer-songwriter Will Varley's penchant for doing so during his shows; popularised by fans of Varley and Frank Turner
alternate version: Will Varley sometimes refers to the practice as "Turner-ed it" or "Turner-ed it" as a "clapback" to his friend Turner
*Note: Starting during the Frank Turner livestreams during the 2020 pandemic, fans decided that those participating in the livestream drinking game had to take a drink each time either artist forgot his own lyrics.
Frank Varley 'd the lyrics to "Photosynthesis" again! Everyone take a drink!
Varley by Anita Kill December 28, 2020

Valley Cruise

To drive through the Cuyahoga Valley National Park late at night. Most people smoke marijuana, during the drive.
Valley Cruise by Caitiegirly February 4, 2009

Wayne Valley High School

An old ass high school in wayne New Jersey where the AC is on in the winter and the heater is on in the summer. The freshman get older every year and the juniors park on Nellis because this school spends all its money on the football team and can’t afford another parking lot. The school consists of upper-middle class white kids who think they can pull off durags along with the 20 kids of other races who stick together. The school has invested in multiple “juul rooms” where people tend to rudely piss in. Wayne valley is also known for getting drugs from other schools because they are too pussy to get their own.
“Gtfo the juul room”
“Yo you know that freshman w the nice ass” -seniors at Wayne Valley High School

“Homey check out my fortnite livestream during 5th” -probably some white kid

“Silky babbyyyyyy”