Blondom 

When you have to triple wrap to avoid the child support consequences of a blonde scrag.

"Dude, how'd ya go with that glamma on the weekend?" ... "Oh mate, had to blondom that bitch.. she was gunning for the coin"

Blondom by The.Blonde January 18, 2017

blondourage 

(n.) An entourage of attractive, scantily clad young blonde women that accompany a high-profile male celebrity to public events. Generally, but not limited to Los Angeles due to weather. Please note, a female cannot have a blondourage.

"Hugh Hefner is amazing. I saw him out at MOOD last night with seven blonde bunnies. He's got quite a blondourage"

blondourage by HelenHar January 30, 2007

Blondorexia

A condition where someone has hair dyschromia; the inability to see the true color of their hair. They will often bleach it to the point where it becomes frizzy and breaks off, and still not be satisfied.

This condition often goes hand in hand with Tanorexia.

"Omg, did you see that frazzed hair? She is totally Blondorexic!"

"That's a total case of Blondorexia. It's practically white!"

Blondorexia by artistenoire September 25, 2008

Blondophile 

1. Someone who likes to date and hit on only blonde people.
2. One who prefers blondes.

1. "You freaking blondophile!"
2. "He is such a blondophile..."

Blondophile by Jessy Tan September 26, 2008

Blondologist 

One who studies blondes, their behaviour, as well as their social and economical impact.

Person 1: I don't know what i want to be when i grow up...
Person 2: Be a blondologist!
Person 1: Hey, that would be fun! I don't know if I'm qualified though...

Blondologist by qazxsweccvfrr3456 December 19, 2010

blandom

word used to describe a really boring or uneventful event..... a state of being BLAND!!!

GOD DAMN!! THATS BLANDOM!!! (said in the same way as "Thats WACK!")

blandom by Inie Banigo and Anna Rachlin February 22, 2004

blosdom

A balloon when it’s used as a condom.

Bro I was banging this chick last night and didn’t have a condom, so I pulled out a blosdom instead.

blosdom by Teekums July 1, 2019