The ability of talking and/or writing nonsense (especially during verbal or written exams), conveying absurd ideas, presenting extravagant foolishness or frivolity as a real cool idea or academically proven. Accordingly a tuft is a statement made without regard for its truth, accuracy, or veracity. Tuft is distinguished from a lie because a lie is a knowing falsehood, while tuft simply does not care whether it is true or false. Nonsense. Shit that isn't real, is unproven, or is made-up.
During the upcoming exam of European Foreign Policy I'm going to use my tuftability more than ever.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).