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polynesian hush puppy 

When a male ejaculates into their partner’s eye and it proceeds to become infected.
I gave my friend a Polynesian hush puppy last week during a threesome.

Polynesian Sex 

A week long, slow process to prepare for intense passionate intimacy. It is important to note that as you got through this process, neither you nor your partner are aloud to masterbate in any form during the 7days. 1st day only observing your partners body. 2nd day exploring their body with touch or taste (avoiding genitals and lips). 3rd day allowed to kiss a little. 4th day allowed to touch sensitive areas (not genitals yet). 5th day can do passionate things but still (no genitals). 6th day try and resist each other and not be around each other too much for the day. 7th day you are free to do as you like.
Me and my girlfriend recently tried Polynesian Sex and it was incredible.
Polynesian Sex by Ikbal Muhammad January 19, 2022

Polyromantic 

Attracted to many, but not necessarily all sexes in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Not to be confused with panromantic, with pan- meaning "all" and poly- meaning "many" but not necessarily all. Used to disregard the idea that there are two binary genders or sexes.
It was difficult and confusing for Ted to come to grips with his asexuality due to the fact that he was also polyromantic.
Polyromantic by Jaycee778 July 7, 2012

new polynomers city 

the closest place to hell on the internet
new polynomers city member 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
new polynomers city member 2: **torment noises**

Polynoctal 

A human, or other being whose eyes change color due to light, temperature, atmospheric conditions etc.
1.

Hanabeth: Woah! My cat's eyes just turned bright red! I didn't know he was polynoctal!

2.

Bobert: My girlfriend's eyes turn bright pink in the sunlight! I'm so glad she's a polynoctal.
Polynoctal by Urbangeek3.9 January 25, 2014

non-deterministic polynomial time

The set of the most difficult problems in Mathematics, solvable in polynomial time only by a non-deterministic turing machine, but verifiable in polynomial time. In mathematics and computer science is shortened to np. Of course, the editors of UD would rather publish BULLSHIT or several thousand entries for George Bush than something having to do with math. Also, why won't they publish "S4R" is a perfectly acceptable definition.

Rule number 5 + Rule number 10 guys. Seriously. I'm an editor too.
Aaron: Did you know the editors of UD don't actually follow rules 5 and 10?
Mike: Yeah, they turned down my definition for "np", y'know, its short for "Non-deterministic Polynomial time".
James: Yeah, and then the go and publish shit like "S.C.L.I.D". Apparently technical terms for guns are fine, but not in Math.
Aaron: Yeah, seriousy uncouth.
Mike: HOLLA!