confimes 

When your auto correct is a bitch,

Downgraded version of Confirmed

HOLY SHIT MY MOM HAS A CRIMINAL AS A HUSBAND IT'S CONFIMES,

FUCK I MEAN CONFIRMED

confimes by JOHNNYTHECORRUPTEDFLOWER November 25, 2016

the friendly confines

nickname for historic Wrigley Field in Chicago. Home of the Chicago Cubs. The oldest (1914) National League Ball Park, with ivy covered outfield walls. Also known for the best fans in the United States.

"Welcome to the friendly confines of Wrigley Field"

the friendly confines by Cubs Fan From Chicago May 15, 2005

Friendly Confines 

Chicago phrase for the greatest ballpark in the world, Wrigley Field. Unfortunately not, by any stretch of the imagination, home to the greatest baseball team in the world. Coined by first baseman and coach Ernie Banks.

Win or lose, it's always a good afternoon at the Friendly Confines.

Friendly Confines by Ben Frey June 11, 2006

Dusty Confines 

A vagina, of excessive age, that has weathered the penetrations of countless suitors realatively poorly.

An old vagina.

"I feel quite at-home inside my wife's dusty confines".

Dusty Confines by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009

the friendly confines

the vagina. It's also the nickname for Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs.

If I sweet talk her real nice, I think she'll let Mr. Peter play in the friendly confines.

the friendly confines by Poetjester September 13, 2016