slowbert 

One who is of the sloth nature: slow in any way, shape or form.

You're fucking late, slowbert!
You just now got the pun for cum? Hahaha slowbert...
You're such a slowbert in bed.

slowbert by A_Lil_Random February 8, 2005

Slobbertooth 

1.(n.)/(pr.) One who has scum covered teeth, usually containing only a few of them.
2.(n.)/(pr.) One who drools continuously in a gruesome manner.

1. "I lost my appetite after paying the slobbertoothed cashier"
2. "The slobbertoothed waitress drooled into my god damn milkshake"

Slobbertooth by Steve Arnold February 18, 2007

Slobert 

The state of being a slob. Portraying a slob for amusement. Grotesque, hideous. Often used to describe the state of those named Robert.

I have a neighbor named Robert, who happens to be a bonafide slobert.

Slobert by angelhair June 2, 2008

Slowvertake

What occurs when a particlarly slow moving vehicle attempts to overtake and equally slow vehicle on the road/motoway/highway/freeway.

Sh*t, now we have to wait for that bus to slowvertake that truck.

Slowvertake by Daytona675 July 13, 2010

Slobertune 

slobertune in when oral sex is proformed.

Man, that chick is so hot, i want her to play the slobertune on my meatflute.

Slobertune by Yellow_ledbelly December 14, 2006

SlowVertake

the art of overtaking another vehicle (usually a motorbike overtaking a car or cars) as slowly as possible with almost no acceleration to speak of so as to selfishly get what you want while simultaneously maximizing the inconvenience of everyone around you (especiallyy the 4 guys behind you who'd really like to and could also overtake if you would just speed up or get the fuck out of the way!).

Question Guy: Why are you late?

Answer Guy: I got stuck behind this douchebag who was an absolute master of the SlowVertake. I swear every car on the way here was doing 40kmh and he overtook all of them at 41kmh max without letting anyone get by him. Fucking prick... Hope he dies in a fire.

SlowVertake by spuncer September 25, 2010

Slobertunity

The opportunity to slob on one's knob

that drunk girl is a major slobertunity.

Slobertunity by Mr. long nipps July 13, 2012