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Centipede 

Giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas. Despite it's impressive length, it's a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom.
Even tarantulas aren't immune from an ambush.
This centipede is a predator...

*Hint*: Look up centipede on youtube.
enjoy.
UKF: Centipede!

*Bass Drops*
Centipede by iPosteh January 18, 2013
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centipede 

1) A multi-legged insect similar to a milipede.

2) An addictive arcade game from the 1980's.

3) Creatures that inhabit vaginas, making them uninviting according to the joke from the neglected Old Man Murray web page.
Women have centipedes in their vaginas!
centipede by Red Devil Slim April 8, 2004

Centipede 

A devious sexual act in which a group of gay men form a single file line and engage in brutal ass fucking.
"Hey handsome, you wanna join me and the boys for some centipede later? We could use an extra pair of legs."
Centipede by Propanesnorter69 October 24, 2016

centipede 

An awsome multi-legged creature that most people hate for no logical reasoning. There are well over 3,000 species of centipedes in this world, many of which can grow well over a foot and a half in length. Centipedes are the companions of the elite. Any amature trying to handle a centipede will probably get bit; they'll probably deserve it too.
I have a pet centipede. He is better than you, and your children.
centipede by Drake Dracoli August 18, 2003

Centipede 

A crazied alter ego of both spirit and Namehunter which is very fun to step on and annoy. Inhabits msn and halo and is hated and killed by everyone/everything
Centipede was killed by a vechicle
Centipede by BobaDeath May 23, 2004

centipede 

This is an activity between a man and a woman that starts with a moneyshot. After the proper deposit has been made, the man grabs the women by the back of her head and proceeds to knee her in the face until all of her teeth are missing. This should be followed by releasing your partner, then immediately flexing your arms forward and down, waving them open and closed whilst screaming in the deepest voice possible, "Centipeeeede!"

In a work environment, when discussing the centipede, it may be crucial to use the lesser known term "arthropod".
"Hey, how did your date with Jen go last night?"

"Centipede!"
centipede by cm34p4in December 14, 2008

centipede 

one that bothers slightly
By Tim, I am always unhappy, if I am not tearing but! Why? That he is a centipede.
centipede by man!? May 11, 2017