Brule's Ruled
If you're raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off, dummy! I just totally Brule's ruled you!
Brule's Ruled by silentsid October 9, 2009
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Bruce's Dick
THE SMALLEST, TEENIEST, SHORTEST MICROSCOPIC THING THE HUMAN EYE WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. HELL, THIS DICK IS SO FUCKING SMALL, MICROSCOPES CAN'T EVEN DETERMINE THAT THIS THING EVEN EXISTS. (How do we know?) WELL, IT SPREADS FUCKING HERPES, AIDS, CANCER, AND HEPATITIS C TO EVERY LIVING CREATURE IT TOUCHES. THAT'S HOW WE KNOW THIS FUCKING CANCER CELL DISEASE EXISTS. FURTHERMORE, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING WHAT WE SHOULD DO TO RID EARTH OF THIS HORRID MONSTER. HERE'S THE FUCKING SOLUTION: CHOP OFF ITS HEAD AND FEED IT TO A BUNCH OF PIGS DURING A SATANIC RITUAL. THEN BURN THEM ALL TO PREVENT THE SPREAD. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET RID OF BRUCE'S DICK. IT IS THE SMALLEST AND MOST DEADLIEST ANIMAL OUT THERE.
- With lots of love, Hailey
- With lots of love, Hailey
Guy 1: Whoa dude, what's that horrible disease you have?
Guy 2: Turns out I got a case of "Bruce's Dick." It's fucking horrible, man.
Guy 2: Turns out I got a case of "Bruce's Dick." It's fucking horrible, man.
Bruce's Dick by Lil Oof Dick July 30, 2018
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Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member
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"used to maneuver white but now I'm out here moving Bruce's Wife"
"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"
"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"
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Pressed creme brûlée’s
The act of pressing your bare butt up against any glass window while defecating against the window to create a disgusting show for the observer on the other side
Pressed creme brûlée’s by Sickfun75 May 29, 2019
Killing Bruce Wayne's parents.
The modern way of saying "Beating a dead horse."
To waste time doing or explaining something that has already been done to death.
To waste time doing or explaining something that has already been done to death.
Man, we get it. You want people to like your band's facebook page. You don't need to post the link on your wall every two days. Stop Killing Bruce Wayne's Parents.
Killing Bruce Wayne's parents. by mike.i.am November 13, 2014
Oh My God, It's Bruce Willis!
Something someone says during a long, akward silence to get people's attention and to start up a conversation.
(Long, akward silence)
Joe: (pointing into space) Oh my god, it's Bruce Willis!
Everyone else: Where!? I don't see him!?
(Conversation starts)
Joe: (pointing into space) Oh my god, it's Bruce Willis!
Everyone else: Where!? I don't see him!?
(Conversation starts)
Oh My God, It's Bruce Willis! by gizmo19961 November 4, 2009