Mayonaisse Aisle

Taking someone to the mayonaisse aisle means you're going to have sex with them.

Hey honey, I'm feeling sorta frisky. How about you and me head over to the mayonaisse aisle?

by silentsid December 24, 2009

Brule's Ruled

To give someone completely obvious and needless advice/criticism.

If you're raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off, dummy! I just totally Brule's ruled you!

by silentsid October 09, 2009