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coot coot 

A small flightless bird indigenous to North America. Genus specie - cootia cootius
eg 1: Every weekend I try to catch coot coot.
eg 2: Stuff my pet coot coot with a kielbasa thanks and regards.
coot coot by Webster February 3, 2005

Coot coot coot

Used as sound of action in cutting someone down; derogitory gesture to poke jabs ; sarcastic boast of a winning or one being right and proving it .
"I guess you heard that didn't ya , coot coot coot "often said along with body language of taking one or two fingers making a short fast rake or brushing off motion of their cheek or lower jaw bone
Coot coot coot by Doní December 17, 2018

grandma coot coot 

a younger person whos vagina looks like an older womans vagina. they may also have the smell of fish coming from between their legs.
BOB: "that girl is such a slut"
DAN: "yea, she probably is a grandma coot coot."

coot boot 

See cunt punt

Just slightly less profane.
Mike- Hey Jim, this girl was being a total bitch. I was this close to cunt punting her!
Jim- Yo man, you can't say that, my kid sister is right here!
Mike- Oh, sorry. I mean I was about to coot boot the slut.
coot boot by Andrew + Kevin March 4, 2009

dip coot 

A yeast infection stemming from being eaten out by a guy who recently had a dip in his lip.
"Wow it hurts to pee because I have a dip coot"
"Dont tell me another dipper went down on you.."
dip coot by molllzzlllz October 9, 2016

coot crusties 

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking
i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!
coot crusties by goochiebunga February 20, 2011