enubulation

the act of owning someone at a higher level using a noobish level.

1. John: take this noob
2. Jim: the enubulation you just did is ridiculous.

enubulation by Jewsh May 15, 2009

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premature ejubulation

Premature ejubulation is a condition in which a person becomes jubilant with anticipation before the actual event actually occurs, then is disappointed when it doesn't.

Well John got me all excited about wonderful new flavor of chocolate ice cream, but the grocery store had none yet. A case of premature ejubulation.

premature ejubulation by bp again September 6, 2012

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nubulation

N: the act of pwning; act of owning a noob

Holy crap! His nubulation is 10 times the amount mine ever will be!

All aboard, next stop...Nubulation Station

nubulation by Patrick C. January 8, 2008

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Premature Ejobulation

Telling several people that you got a job after being informally told you got the job by someone that does not have the complete authority for you to be able to formally say you got the job.

When you speak with a company or firm representative in a formal setting, that person says you have the job, but you have to go through HR first, you tell your colleagues you have the job, you call HR and ask them to expedite the hiring process since you've already been informally offered the job and then wait several weeks to find out you are no longer being considered for the job, you have fallen victim to a spell of Premature Ejobulation.

Premature Ejobulation by AJA1 November 24, 2011