Teped 

a word started by Ellen Degeneres with the help of Snoop Dogg, used only in positive ways such as cool, hot, nice.

Did you see that sexy girl? Yeah she was teped.
Like my new sneakers? Yeah man, those are teped.

Teped by Allie February 8, 2005

Teedy 

An endeared Aunt. A word people from New Orleans called their loving Aunts.

Hey Teedy!

I love my Teedy!!
Teedy, can you pick me up from school today?

Teedy by VisionsOfBeauty504 August 31, 2018

Tepes 

The word "tepes" in Romanian means "impaler". This is the name given to Vlad Dracula, ruler of Wallachia, because impalement was his prefered and most famous form of execution.

Vlad Tepes Dracula was born in 1431 in the town of Sighisoara, Transylvania.

Tepes by Vysala May 24, 2006

Seed Teed 

The act of cumming on your sexual partners tee shirt. This usually is performed during a quickie, whilst the female is partially or fully dressed, and when no protection is used.

Guy 1: Dude! I was fucking my girl in her driveway last night at 9 pm. She was wearing really short shorts so i just pulled that shit to the side and went to town! She wrapped her legs around me, put her feet on my calves and her ass against her BMW. I didn't have a condom, and she isn't on birth control yet, so when i knew i was gonna come, I pulled out and sprayed my whole load on her Hollister shirt. Those shits cost like 40 bucks.

Guy 2: Wow, you totally Seed Teed that hoe.

Guy 1:Yeah, and the best part is she had to walk back inside past her parents to change. I bet my boys were shining bright under all that lighting in her fucking kitchen.

Seed Teed by rosszUSAfiu November 10, 2009

Teledump 

Traveling to a different floor than you work on in an office building to take a dump.

Also accepted: Teledumper, Teledumping

That teledumper just plowed out a log in our bathroom and then took off up the stairs.

Courtney caught a teledumper getting on the elevator.

Teledump by floor_hopping June 29, 2010

Teledrinking 

The act of social drinking by any means of telecommunication including but not limited to: telephone, SMS messaging, MMS messaging, webcam, video chat, morris code, smoke signals, etc.

Vikram: "Yo, what were you doing last Thursday?"
Ayaz: "I was teledrinking with Evgueni."

Sarah: "Are you an alcoholic because you drink alone?"
Ayaz: "No, I teledrink."

Teledrinking by OttawaAlcoholic February 5, 2010

teledildonics 

computer-mediated sexual interaction between the
{VR} presences of two humans. This practice is not yet possible except
in the rather limited form of erotic conversation on {MUD}s and the
like. The term, however, is widely recognized in the VR community as a
{ha ha only serious} projection of things to come.

connect to my teledildonics server now biatch!

teledildonics by Seth July 6, 2003