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Delled: Dell, Inc., was reported the number one seller of laptops in the United States, as measured by market share in August of 2007. Dell is known for build-to-order computers; lead time of two weeks as published on their website. In June of 2007 Dell, Inc. went trendy with color laptops and launched a major marketing campaign. Apparently, Dell wasn’t prepared for fashionable laptops; painting issues caused massive delays. In addition to painting issues, some components were reportedly back ordered. Customers that ordered laptops in June were still waiting in August. According to thousands of blogs, a combination of the Dell2Dell blog and various technology related blogs, 30-50% cancelled orders, some replacing orders with Dell and most others purchasing from HP, Sony, Mac, and Toshiba. None of the customers were informed of the paint and backorder issues when they ordered. Most customers have received e-mails notifying them of an unspecific delay, from one to three weeks per delay notification; many customers received two to three delay notifications. Customers who attempted to contact Dell via telephone and Dell Chat (instant messaging with Dell customer service representatives (CSR)) hit a big brick wall. Customers were informed of the delays by CSRs that were not fluent in the English language. One CSR said to a customer “we apologize for the incontinence.” Obviously, the word he/she meant was “inconvenience". Customers that ordered a dell laptop during the time period beginning in June of 2007 and are still waiting as of this date August 28, 2007, that waited more than a month and/or received multiple delay notices, have been delled.
I ordered my pink Inspiron 1520 on June 28th , its August 28th; I’ve been delled.
Dude, buy a Mac, don’t get delled.
Dude, buy a Mac, don’t get delled.
delled by Katie Stockell September 6, 2007
delfed
To absolutely dominate over a person, group of people or situation.
A better alternative to the word 'owned'.
A better alternative to the word 'owned'.
As Grace was gallavanting around the school corridor, she found her face smackbang in the centre of a pole. I blurted the words "Y-y-you got DELFED" in the midst of the laughter.
delfed by icouldntthinkofaname October 20, 2008
Dulled Out
Dulled Out by fuckingay May 6, 2007
delfed
To absolutely dominate over a person, group of people or situation.
A better alternative to the word 'owned'.
A better alternative to the word 'owned'.
As Grace was gallavanting around the school corridor, she found her face smackbang in the centre of a pole. I blurted the words "Y-y-you got DELFED" in the midst of the laughter.
delfed by icouldntthinkofaname October 29, 2008