Dead 

1) The word you use when you find something hilarious.
2) Not physically alive.

Example 1:
*Person saying something funny*
Other person: Dead

Example 2:
Someone that isn't living anymore.

Dead by fhk x3 May 12, 2017

Dead 

Not living.

Dude 1: Yo why isn't Frank talking to me anymore. It's been 10 years.
Dude 2: Frank's been dead for 10 years. You killed him.
Dude 1: That explains why I'm in this jail cell.

Dead by Riley Freemen June 17, 2014

dead 

Britney Spear's career

Wow britney spears sucks

dead by The Truth January 13, 2005

Dead 

frontman of norwegian black metal band Mayhem.
committed suicide at the age of 22.
the real soul of Mayhem.
Mayhem without Dead are not the real Mayhem.
probably the best blackster ever.
his name will never die, as his spirit does.
never forget his death, that changed black metal scene more than Euronymous' death did.
in memory of a legend.

Dead is simply a legend.
nothing else to say.

Dead by countess_Grishnackh August 21, 2009

dead 

1.) used when something is funny
2.) shorter version of deadass
3.) something that is not alive (duh)

1.) “bruh i’m dead 💀💀.”
2.) “i dead can’t deal with you rn.”
3. “your ____ is dead.”

dead by imbeciIe April 6, 2019

dead 

Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.

Yep it's dead!
*Kicks it*

dead by IFORGOT December 8, 2002

dead 

When you're passed the point of something being hilariously funny; when you've laughed as hard as you possibly can. Often expressed online by putting an asterisk (*) in front of and behind the word itself.

Ashley: So I went out with this guy last night, and we hit it off, but he doesn't seem to be interested in me other than my clothes and who does my hair.
Mary: That boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons.
Ashley: *DEAD*

dead by purplestar1952 September 13, 2009