Longman 

A longman is typically an individual who chooses to elongate a particular task for the purposes of irritation or general ignorance of surroundings. This keeps with a popular emerging British tradition to add man or similar as a suffix to a regular verb to form a compound word such as 'fuckboy, wasteman, roadman'.

In Lehman's terms a longman is a man/women who takes overly long at any given situation with total disregard for responsibility.

'Longman' Luke: Sup man we still meeting for 9 later?
Jack: We said 7 mate , me and James are already heading to the pub
Luke: Sorry mate Im just chilling at the moment i cant get a lift until later
Jack: Stop being a 'longman' and walk you lazy ball bag

Longman by Onyxspected420 July 14, 2016

Longman 

the act of ejeculating inside a sailor's bloody anus.

last night i gave scott a longman.

Longman by Rachel Castillo July 1, 2008

Longman 

Just a truely awful human being

He is the perfect example of a Longman

Longman by sbcmbr July 20, 2016

The Longman Swallow 

1) What the missionary position is called in Cockermouth, England.

2) When you put your dick in her mouth and finger her at the same time.

I went to Cockermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her The Longman Swallow!

She loves The Longman Swallow.

The Longman Swallow by Poud-Cake March 16, 2010

Thomas Longman 

An amazing person who doesnt think they are as smart or funny as they actually are bc they are completley wrong about themself. If you find a "thomas longman" hold on to them and dont let go as you'll regret it if you do.

Thomas Longman is way nicer than he gives himself credit for.

Thomas Longman by jejeejeeeee December 24, 2022

Shreya Longman 

She is an amazing person.

I believe in Shreya Longman supremacy
Shreya Longman>others
No cap here

Shreya Longman is the besttt

Shreya Longman by You don't need a name November 22, 2021

lengman 

A guy who is known to be willing to shoot people , at a price or for free, without mercy or discrimination. The word is indigenous to the london criminal underground network.

"Oi you man I got beef, its looking like imma have to holla at Larry the lengman to come and leng these clowns up".

lengman by Ttotal April 1, 2008