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coontastic 

Adj. Any action or deed reminiscent of 'coon' behavior, behavior deemed embarassing to the educated, and more productive black people in society. Coontastic behavior tends to reinforce negative, untrue, and disparaging stereotypes about black people, particularly ones that portray them as lazy, shiftless, bummy, and uneducated. Usually used to express an action that is overwhelmingly coon like.
1. One throws a piece of garbage on the sidewalk when the garbage can is only a few paces away, with the excuse being, "I was too lazy." "Wow thats coontastic."

2. "Hey man what are you doing standing out here when you have to go to work?"
"Nothing, just standing here...I don't really feel like working..."
"Come on man don't be coontastic, go to work."
coontastic by Eric Talbot January 21, 2008

Coonis Africanis 

Scientific name for a black person. nigger jiggaboo spade porch monkey
There is a large Coonis Africanis population in the ghetto.
Coonis Africanis by midget slayer February 23, 2010

dune coonitis 

A disease that is only found in the middle east.it causes the dune coons..aka sand niggers to want to blow themselves the fuck up. there for alot of dune coons have it hence all the suicide bombing all over the place..
that fucking sand nigger had dune coonitis..good thing he is cured because he blew himself the fuck up..thats also one less dune coon we have to worry about.
dune coonitis by dunecoon69 March 7, 2011

Coontilly 

A combination of a coon and a tilly. Pretty much a black man fight
Jon: Your a coontilly!
Rob: Just cause im black?
Coontilly by Zalucky January 25, 2011

Contistution 

A name for the Constitution when someone is drunk, or southern.
Bill look up in the capital building. There hangs the most important document in American History, The Contistution.
Contistution by For the Trump September 29, 2020