Chris Hemsworth

God of thunder from down under hotter than shrimp on the barby. Australian Jesus. A beefy dingo from the land down under. Aussie hunk.

Well, g’day to you, Chris Hemsworth.

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

Irish curse

Sensitivity to harsh sunlight, somewhat akin to vampirism.

I can't be out in sunlight. It's the Irish curse.

by zimmygirl777 February 09, 2023

Ryan Reynolds

God's perfect idiot. Gorgeous Canadian hunk. The actor noted for portraying Deadpool.

Oh my Glob! It's Ryan Reynolds!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

Markiplier

The hot Korean gamer Jesus.

Oh my Glob! Markiplier!

by zimmygirl777 March 19, 2023

Puppies

A natural cure for depression without chemicals in the form of tiny dogs.

Aww! Puppies.

by zimmygirl777 January 24, 2025

That’s not a fart!

Response to leaky diarrhea mistaken for suppressed flatulence.

I smell it, but I didn’t hear it. Oh Glob! That’s not a fart!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

Tail slap

The act of weaponizing a tail.

Danny used tail slap. It was super effective.

by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025