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goofball

My English Teacher forgot how to read following thirtenn goofballs
by Zephyr April 2, 2003
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dotular

being shaped like, or having similar characteristics to, a dot.
dippin' dots ice cream is very dotular.
by zephyr November 27, 2003
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zarf

those little cardboard thingies they put around your cup of coffee at starbucks. they call it a cup-sleeve, but it actually is called a zarf.
hey bob, my coffees too hot. throw me another zarf!
by zephyr November 27, 2003
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Unnawunna

The antonym for Unna. Play on the words "I don't want to"
"Unnawunna go outside naked"
by Zephyr April 24, 2004
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Fancy Free

The act of a large, naked fat man girating his hips rapidly in a sexually suggestive fashion to make his limp Piggly Wiggly flop around.

Fancy free can also indicate that said fat naked man gaily dances through fields of flowers with his arms above his head and flapping his hands rapidly like a bird in flight, just like a pretty ballerina
"Would you ever beeeeeeeeeee so FANCY FREEEEE to let your naked Pee pee Swing in the morning Breeeeeeeeeezeeeee!"
by Zephyr May 6, 2004
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wangin wagon

Vehicle of choice by jews geographically located in Logan County. Features include cheapass fingerpaint decals, a coffee-can rice burner tip, a ghetto turber charger that only succeeds in making the weedwhacker engine whine even louder, and a parkbench on his hatch for resting after giving oral to other jews.
"Why the fuck is there a wing on that wagon?"

"Who's the dumbass that put a system in a saturn?"

"What did that jewbish have on his windshield? Wangin Wagon?"
by Zephyr October 27, 2003
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tardtastic

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.
"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"
by Zephyr May 4, 2004
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