zen's definitions

francophile

A person obsessed with everything French. Especially wine, champagne, art, food, and the French language.

That francophile never shuts up about his $800 bottles of French champagne!

by zen October 5, 2004

suck wind

v. (1) To be left in the dust, as in a race or other competition.

(2) Can also be used in the general sense meaning to suck or to lose.

(3) To remove something's momentum (usually in combination with "out of their sails").

(4) A negative dismissal in the tradition of fuck off or go to hell, but without the obscenity.

(1) That last hill on the cross country course left me sucking wind as I watched everybody pass me.

(2) This traffic sucks wind.

(3) He was going to go straight down into the avalanche zone for the camera, but the ski patrol guy sucked the wind right out of his sails.

(4) Oh yeah? Well, tell them to go suck wind.

by Zen November 17, 2004

PCOAT

an acronym for a paisley familiar

paisley PCOAT peskalunge PCOAT

by zen November 20, 2004

noncon

Short for "nonconsensual" in fanfiction, regular fiction, or just in general referring to various kinds of relationship scenarios where one or both of the participants is forced into sex. Generally associated with rape fantasy and highly controversial.

On the whole, relationships in fanfiction are between two consenting individuals, but there is the occasional noncon.

by Zen November 29, 2004

murder your face

1. to kill you.
2. or to hurt your face real bad.
often used as a threat or description.

1. Motherfucker, if you don't put down the lung, I'll murder your face!
2. I was in the club and smashed a motherfucker's head down on a martini glass. Man, you murdered his face!!

by zen December 4, 2004

howdylander

someone from texas.

y'all from texas?
y'all a howdylander.
. . . these big doin's

by zen February 20, 2004

nuck

short for canuck.
canadian, meant to be vulgar.
see "infinate jest" by wallace

when the nuck arrived from torranto, he was amazed at the cars. he kept looking under the hood for sled dogs.
"you have such big igloos! don't they melt in the heat here?"

by zen March 28, 2004