zen's definitions

swarthy

of or characterized by swarth. from the verb to swarth, meaning to accumulate at an amazing rate or obtain by ignobel means.

refers also to the practice of cracking software and firmware in the warez scenes.

it literally means of dark complexion, but is undergoing semantic shift.

yo swarthy, you swarth the last beer?

dontcha swarth up all the smokin' weed, swarthmonger.

eh swarth, can you swarth a copy of winders 98 for my consessional archive?

by zen June 25, 2005

red flag

the flag of no quarter. used by pirates, the red flag was flown from the pirate ship when a merchant ship pirates were targeting offered resistance.

no quarter means that the pirates intended to take no prisoners.

some buster smoke up all my smokin' weed.

show him the red flag.

no quarter for dat sucka!

by zen November 30, 2006

concert hoe

someone who goes to 50+ concerts year

"have you seen Rachael?"
"nah she's at catfish and the bottleman concert tonight"
"she's such a concert hoe."

by zen February 1, 2016

vegarians

cross between a vegan and vegetarian. the result of meatless sex.

jim the hippy had a kid with sheena the vegan punk. the kid is a pure vegarian.

by zen March 2, 2005

noncon

Short for "nonconsensual" in fanfiction, regular fiction, or just in general referring to various kinds of relationship scenarios where one or both of the participants is forced into sex. Generally associated with rape fantasy and highly controversial.

On the whole, relationships in fanfiction are between two consenting individuals, but there is the occasional noncon.

by Zen November 29, 2004

Bob Jones University

A "Christian" university in the south. Attended and supported by narrow minded legalistic disgraces to christianity. Known for being intolerant of any conflicting views. Seeks to isolate itself from "the world", meaning; music with a beat, modern clothing, literature, media, and anything related to youth culture. They keep their students in line with subtle suggestions that they just might not make it to heaven because a true Christain wouldnt do _____.

I got expelled from Bob Jones University for listening to The Beatles.

by Zen February 17, 2005

endgame

1) The final stage of any dramatic event.
2) The final stage of a chess game, usually after a significant reduction in material.

Jack slept with a dirty woman which forced him into the endgame of his already pathetic life.

by Zen January 3, 2007