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concert hoe

someone who goes to 50+ concerts year
"have you seen Rachael?"
"nah she's at catfish and the bottleman concert tonight"
"she's such a concert hoe."
by zen February 1, 2016
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swarth vader

n. swarthy yet evil

from the latin vader, meaning evil and the greek swarthikus meaning foreboding in a informational sense and also excessive; greedy

see also swarthy
i wz restin' in tha crib when a swarth vader amble up an' swaller all the beer n' smoke all the herb passin' by to dirty the towels.
by zen January 15, 2005
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cedarville

Christian university in Ohio. Filled with hypocrits and assholes. A money making machine marketing a "safe christian environment" willing to sacrifice doctrine and employees to the almighty dollar.
It is a known fact that Cedarville treats its employees like shit and doesnt give a damn about students who dont come from big money.
by Zen February 17, 2005
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Bob Jones University

A "Christian" university in the south. Attended and supported by narrow minded legalistic disgraces to christianity. Known for being intolerant of any conflicting views. Seeks to isolate itself from "the world", meaning; music with a beat, modern clothing, literature, media, and anything related to youth culture. They keep their students in line with subtle suggestions that they just might not make it to heaven because a true Christain wouldnt do _____.
I got expelled from Bob Jones University for listening to The Beatles.
by Zen February 17, 2005
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Bucket Head Wendy

1. Captain Murphy's imaginary girlfriend on "Sea Lab 2021". Constructed from a mop and an upside down bucket with a poorly drawn face. She is somewhat of a slut.

2. Name given to the hated girlfriend or wife of a friend. Her true name is irrelevant.
1. Marrco! Get your hands off of Bucket Head Wendy!

2. He used to be cool before he hooked up with Bucket Head Wendy.
by Zen February 17, 2005
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vegarians

cross between a vegan and vegetarian. the result of meatless sex.
jim the hippy had a kid with sheena the vegan punk. the kid is a pure vegarian.
by zen March 2, 2005
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hexxor

1337 hexxors visited zenhex.com today.
by zen May 30, 2004
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