15 definitions by zelda199
Euphemism/antoher word for laughing. Now people titter when the word titter is said because of obvious sexual innuendo.
1: *people laugh at man*
Man: Why do you titter so?
*people laugh more*
2: "The Life of Brian was on last night. We tittered a lot!"
Man: Why do you titter so?
*people laugh more*
2: "The Life of Brian was on last night. We tittered a lot!"
by zelda199 November 14, 2006
1.
Another word for condom.
Make sure you get in a lifeboat before the ship sinks, hehe.
2.
The more usual definition of lifeboat is a boat usually stored on ships or deployed to rescue those in trouble at sea.
Boats stored on ships are used for passengers and crew to escape from a sinking ship, or perhaps to rescue someone who has fell in or been found in the water.
Another word for condom.
Make sure you get in a lifeboat before the ship sinks, hehe.
2.
The more usual definition of lifeboat is a boat usually stored on ships or deployed to rescue those in trouble at sea.
Boats stored on ships are used for passengers and crew to escape from a sinking ship, or perhaps to rescue someone who has fell in or been found in the water.
1.
Harold: I say old chap, do you have any lifeboats to spare? I am wooing Doris tonight!
Jack: Harry, I'll give you a lifeboat if you stop talking like that.
2.
Captain: Good lord, we're sinking! Get everyone into the lifeboats now!
First Mate: Sorry sir, we already deployed the boats to rescue Mr. Creosote...
Captain: Seven boats for one man? Are you insane?!?
First Mate: He's kind of fat...
Harold: I say old chap, do you have any lifeboats to spare? I am wooing Doris tonight!
Jack: Harry, I'll give you a lifeboat if you stop talking like that.
2.
Captain: Good lord, we're sinking! Get everyone into the lifeboats now!
First Mate: Sorry sir, we already deployed the boats to rescue Mr. Creosote...
Captain: Seven boats for one man? Are you insane?!?
First Mate: He's kind of fat...
by zelda199 August 12, 2008
1. A funky album by Weird Al, who specializes in parody songs.
Has such gems as Couch Potato (based on Eminem's Lose Yourself) and Bob, which is a fantastic song in which every lyric is a palindrome.
2. It could also be defined literally as a hat fashioned out of a poodle, which is a breed of curly haired dog. In this day and age the poodle would probably not be real and the hat would be a faux poodle hat.
Has such gems as Couch Potato (based on Eminem's Lose Yourself) and Bob, which is a fantastic song in which every lyric is a palindrome.
2. It could also be defined literally as a hat fashioned out of a poodle, which is a breed of curly haired dog. In this day and age the poodle would probably not be real and the hat would be a faux poodle hat.
by zelda199 August 12, 2008
1. A word used mainly by idiotic teenagers to describe a complete retard. Short for mongol. Is mongol short for Mongolian? I'm not sure.
2. Contraction of man thong (a thong made for or worn by a male).
2. Contraction of man thong (a thong made for or worn by a male).
by zelda199 February 20, 2007
A polite term for oral sex or a blow job, in which a person kisses, sucks and licks a male's genitalia to give him sexual gratification. Referred to in Family Guy in 'The FCC Song' in which Stewie says of the FCC "...and they'll make you call felatio a trouser-friendly kiss..."
*little Timmy walks in on mommy and daddy doing the wild thing*
Mommy: Erm I was just giving daddy a trouser-friendly kiss.
Mommy: Erm I was just giving daddy a trouser-friendly kiss.
by zelda199 October 20, 2006
I'm sure a die hard Harry Potter fan could define this better.
SPOILERS START HERE, READ NO FURTHER IF YOU DON'T WISH TO KNOW SIGNIFICANT THINGS THAT OCCUR IN THE FIFTH AND SIXTH BOOKS.
In the series of Harry Potter books, Grawp (introduced in the fifth book Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) is half-giant Hagrid's half-brother.
At the end of the fourth book The Goblet of Fire, Hagrid and fellow female French half-giant Madame Maxime set out into the mountains of France to try and ally with the alienated giants of the world on behalf of the wizarding world. To cut a long story short, the mission was a failure and the giants were intercepted by Voldemort's servants the Death Eaters.
However while Hagrid was there, he found out that after leaving his father, Hagrid's giantess mother had gone into hiding in the mountains and had a child, Grawp, with another giant before her death. Not having the heart to leave behind his only known remaining relative, his father being dead also, Hagrid sneaks Grawp back to the grounds of Hogwarts and hides his brother in the Forbidden Forest. He attempts to then civilize the giant, incurring serious injuries which do not go unnoticed by his student friends Harry, Ron and Hermione. When Hagrid goes into hiding (for reasons I forget), Hermione and Harry are left to give him 'lessons' which they conveniently forget to do.
However after Harry and Hermione are cornered in the Forbidden Forest by centaurs, Grawp saves their lives.
He then doesn't appear again until the end of the sixth book, attending Dumbledore's funeral considerably more civil than when we first meet him.
SPOILERS START HERE, READ NO FURTHER IF YOU DON'T WISH TO KNOW SIGNIFICANT THINGS THAT OCCUR IN THE FIFTH AND SIXTH BOOKS.
In the series of Harry Potter books, Grawp (introduced in the fifth book Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) is half-giant Hagrid's half-brother.
At the end of the fourth book The Goblet of Fire, Hagrid and fellow female French half-giant Madame Maxime set out into the mountains of France to try and ally with the alienated giants of the world on behalf of the wizarding world. To cut a long story short, the mission was a failure and the giants were intercepted by Voldemort's servants the Death Eaters.
However while Hagrid was there, he found out that after leaving his father, Hagrid's giantess mother had gone into hiding in the mountains and had a child, Grawp, with another giant before her death. Not having the heart to leave behind his only known remaining relative, his father being dead also, Hagrid sneaks Grawp back to the grounds of Hogwarts and hides his brother in the Forbidden Forest. He attempts to then civilize the giant, incurring serious injuries which do not go unnoticed by his student friends Harry, Ron and Hermione. When Hagrid goes into hiding (for reasons I forget), Hermione and Harry are left to give him 'lessons' which they conveniently forget to do.
However after Harry and Hermione are cornered in the Forbidden Forest by centaurs, Grawp saves their lives.
He then doesn't appear again until the end of the sixth book, attending Dumbledore's funeral considerably more civil than when we first meet him.
by zelda199 November 14, 2006
Onomatopoeia (describing the sound) for eating, nibbling, feasting on etc. particularly delicious food or anything else 'edible' that comes to mind.
1. Bob: Nam nam nam, I had some delicious chicken sandwiches for lunch.
2. Obsessed mother wannabe: Ooooooo I could eat your baby all up! Nam nam nam!
3. Ann: I kissed Joe last night, nam nam nam.
4. Joe: I went down on Ann last night, nam nam nam.
2. Obsessed mother wannabe: Ooooooo I could eat your baby all up! Nam nam nam!
3. Ann: I kissed Joe last night, nam nam nam.
4. Joe: I went down on Ann last night, nam nam nam.
by zelda199 November 28, 2006