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A soymate is a person, place or thing with which one has a strong, natural and organic, and often times euphoric, experience. This often times manifests itself in a spontaneous manner that can leave the participants unguarded and vulnerable. A soymate does not always refer to a lover and could be in reference to platonic relationships and or experiences.
by zeezer43 January 16, 2021
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"This is now the fifth 'man' I have dated with a micropenis, I'm afraid I'm becoming dickenfranchised."
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
Get the Dickenfranchised mug.The unfortunate state of having a micro-penis whereas one's girlfriend prefers to use a cucumber as a dildo.
"Wow I wish I could have sex with my girlfriend, but she has made me into a cuckcumber. I am not envious of all cucumbers"
by zeezer43 June 26, 2021
Get the Cuckcumber mug.The main circulating hormone released when the man sees the females breasts. It prepares the male phallus for titty fucking.
My girlfriend was incredibly underwhelmed when I titty fucked her. She had told me her ex had high levels of testitserone to accomplish is inhumanly aggressive, sexual prowess. I'm going to the endocrinologist tomorrow.
by zeezer43 June 26, 2021
Get the testitserone mug.When a straight identifying man watches so much sissy porn, that he slowly begins to grow a lust for cock. The specific moment of this inception is called cockception.
by zeezer43 June 19, 2021
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by zeezer43 June 26, 2021
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by zeezer43 June 19, 2021
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