zeezer43's definitions

whoremone

A whoremone is an endocrine signaling molecule released when a Chad's pheromones are detected by the olfactory sensory organs by men, women or others alike. This molecule signals the body that intercourse is about to go down.

Oh my god did you see Brett today? He's got my whoremones all outta whack.

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

Hactical

Hactical is the exact opposite of tacticool. One strives to achieve the optimal level of being hack by using substandard products in a tactical fashion.

Man, your shit, duct-tape wrapped AK-47 looks very hactical even by a terrorist's standards. Be ready for jihad comrade.

by zeezer43 November 9, 2022

Chosen Gender Phase

The gender which an individual has willingly chosen and accepted for themselves.

"I think I finally accomplished one of the most important steps of self-discovery. I have finally entered my chosen gender phase."

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Internalized Gender Phase

The gender which society as assigned to an individual.

"Much to my chagrin, society has declared me a male. I guess I have now entered the internalized gender phase of my existence."

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

slit privilege

One who has a well proportioned sized vaginal slit whereby all female hygienic products fit them to perfection.

I love that I have my slit privilege because nothing ever leaks past my tampon.

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.

Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

soymate

A soymate is a person, place or thing with which one has a strong, natural and organic, and often times euphoric, experience. This often times manifests itself in a spontaneous manner that can leave the participants unguarded and vulnerable. A soymate does not always refer to a lover and could be in reference to platonic relationships and or experiences.

Love has no labels; you're my soymate.

by zeezer43 January 16, 2021