26 definitions by zeezer43
When a straight identifying man watches so much sissy porn, that he slowly begins to grow a lust for cock. The specific moment of this inception is called cockception.
by zeezer43 June 20, 2021
The unfortunate side effect of being a femboy with a large penis, whereby they are not taken as seriously as other femboys with smaller, more petite penises.
I feel like not as many men want me as femboy due to my larger penis. I pay a hefty penilelity and I wish I could have a penis reduction.
by zeezer43 June 27, 2021
"Much to my chagrin, society has declared me a male. I guess I have now entered the internalized gender phase of my existence."
by zeezer43 June 27, 2021
The unfortunate state of having a micro-penis whereas one's girlfriend prefers to use a cucumber as a dildo.
"Wow I wish I could have sex with my girlfriend, but she has made me into a cuckcumber. I am not envious of all cucumbers"
by zeezer43 June 27, 2021
A vaginal slit whose proportions have been deformed away from the ideal fettuccine-sized slit due to too much exposure to heat as a result of vaginal friction (i.e. caused by sexual intercourse).
by zeezer43 July 9, 2021
A pimple inside the urethra, which blocks the normal flow of urine. This may lead to extremely hazardous situations.
I had a great Tinder date and I went back to her place. Right before the dicking-down I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom. Little did I know, I had a peemple, so pee flew everywhere in that room, covering the entire room with pee. It was so bad I had to sneak out of the house.
by zeezer43 July 9, 2021
One who identifies as no gender and finds the idea of genderism repulsive and counterproductive to the ultimate cohesion of society.
This old white lady asked me what my gender was, so I glared at her and told her I was antigender. Take that you patriarchal sympathizing boomer.
by zeezer43 June 20, 2021