zcmc's definitions
It is like sleep walking but more complicated..you are writing in your sleep.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
Dawn says:
How long have you been sleep writing?
žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!
Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??
žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
How long have you been sleep writing?
žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!
Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??
žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
by ZCMC August 9, 2009
Get the sleep writing mug.Boy 1 : I ordered the classic white mug with the shittings definition on it without even looking at the preview and the definition stopped half way through the example!!
Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.
Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.
by ZCMC July 12, 2009
Get the mug fucked mug.Pass the dutchie was a song written by the Musical Youth and NOT BOB MARLEY, i repeat NOT BOB MARLEY!! This mistake is made most commonly with stupid ignorant people.
Stupid ignorant boy 1 : "Who was the song 'pass the dutchie' written by?"
Stupid ignorant boy 2 : "By Bob Marley.."
Big Scary Man : "IT WAS NOT BOB MARLEY!!! NOT BOB MARLEY!!!! ARGHH!!! I KILL YOU!!! I KILL YOU!!
Stupid ignorant boys : "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Stupid ignorant boy 2 : "By Bob Marley.."
Big Scary Man : "IT WAS NOT BOB MARLEY!!! NOT BOB MARLEY!!!! ARGHH!!! I KILL YOU!!! I KILL YOU!!
Stupid ignorant boys : "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
by ZCMC March 12, 2009
Get the Pass the dutchie mug.Ken and Barbie style...be careful...if she gets pregnant the offspring might be a blow up doll...or worse...a real child
by ZCMC April 8, 2010
Get the Ken and Barbie style mug.Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.
(In a school)
Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform
Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!
Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.
Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)
Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!
Teacher: Silence!!
Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform
Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!
Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.
Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)
Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!
Teacher: Silence!!
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
Get the convenient sore throat mug.This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.
Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"
Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"
Woman : "No!"
Man cries.
Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"
Woman : "No!"
Man cries.
by ZCMC March 11, 2009
Get the I'm begging you mug.A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.
Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.
Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.
(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?
Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.
Student 1: Damn..
(In a classroom)
Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!
Teacher: But u just went!
Student: But miss, i have the shittings..
Class erupts in laughter.
Teacher: Fine, go ahead..
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?
Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.
Student 1: Damn..
(In a classroom)
Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!
Teacher: But u just went!
Student: But miss, i have the shittings..
Class erupts in laughter.
Teacher: Fine, go ahead..
by ZCMC April 6, 2009
Get the shittings mug.