zcmc's definitions

Pornography

-The world's most popular past time.

I enjoy doing pornography

by ZCMC January 30, 2009

Ken and Barbie style

Sex position - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees.

Ken and Barbie style...be careful...if she gets pregnant the offspring might be a blow up doll...or worse...a real child

by ZCMC April 8, 2010

Pass the dutchie

Pass the dutchie was a song written by the Musical Youth and NOT BOB MARLEY, i repeat NOT BOB MARLEY!! This mistake is made most commonly with stupid ignorant people.

Stupid ignorant boy 1 : "Who was the song 'pass the dutchie' written by?"

Stupid ignorant boy 2 : "By Bob Marley.."

Big Scary Man : "IT WAS NOT BOB MARLEY!!! NOT BOB MARLEY!!!! ARGHH!!! I KILL YOU!!! I KILL YOU!!


Stupid ignorant boys : "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

by ZCMC March 12, 2009

Rebeat

This refers to when you beat up someone that you had already beat up recently.

I knocked that asshole the fuck out and then i shouted at his unconscious cunt to apologize!..but he did not answer so i had to rebeat his stupid ass!!

by ZCMC March 10, 2009

Arsenal Style

Sex position - Fuck her in the arse with your weapon of mass destruction

Arsenal Style..its a way of life

by ZCMC April 15, 2010

bing bang bumcee

A bing bang bumcee refers to a woman's ass/bottom that is overly huge but looks utterly delicious. It is a huge compliment to tell a woman that she has a bing bang bumcee and the follow up line to get instant action is to say that you are a bing bang bumcee kind of man!

"Girls that have a bing bang bumcee make me happy!"

by ZCMC March 6, 2009

yawn

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."

Dr. Phil: "LOL!"

by ZCMC March 10, 2009