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Pornography

-The world's most popular past time.

I enjoy doing pornography

by ZCMC January 30, 2009

Winner diamond

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...............................E.......E
..........................N................N
....................N...........................N
................I................................. ...I
...........W...................................... .....W
................I................................. ...I
....................N...........................N
..........................N................N
...............................E.......E
....................................R

Its just something creative that you can use to post on msn or discussion boards when u've won the game, when u are winning the game or just to simply boast that u are in the lead.

(Example of a Winner diamond in a discussion board, topic: last comment winz)

Michael says: I will have the last comment

John says: Nope, i will!!!

Maria says: This is the last comment! :D :D :D

Zayne says:
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...............................E.......E
..........................N................N
....................N...........................N
................I................................. ...I
...........W...................................... .....W
................I................................. ...I
....................N...........................N
..........................N................N
...............................E.......E
....................................R

Lisa says: This game is pointless..

by ZCMC November 11, 2009

the Zaynekenstein

The Zaynekenstein is a funny thing to paste online when someone has said a really stale joke, something completely outta timing or just to end the silence. Image is below.

...|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
...|............................................|
...|............................................|
...| {{{☼}}}................{{{☼}}}.|
../................/...........\................\
.(................/.............\................)
..\..............(...............)............../
...\.........................................../
....\........................................./
....|.WWWWWWWWWWWWW.../
.....\_____________________/

Example of the Zaynekenstein usage

Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?

Boy 2: I don't know, what?

Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!

Boy 2 :

...|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
...|............................................|
...|............................................|
...| {{{☼}}}................{{{☼}}}.|
../................/...........\................\
.(................/.............\................)
..\..............(...............)............../
...\.........................................../
....\........................................./
....|.WWWWWWWWWWWWW.../
.....\_____________________/

Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!

by ZCMC July 12, 2009

mug fucked

When you want to get a definition on a mug but the whole definition does not fit.

Boy 1 : I ordered the classic white mug with the shittings definition on it without even looking at the preview and the definition stopped half way through the example!!

Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.

by ZCMC July 12, 2009

Super soaker

Super soaker refers to when someone pees their bed, completely soaking their bed mattress.

The Mother: Last night little Suzie peed her pants while sleeping and the pee destroyed the mattress! There was urine leaking from underneath the mattress when she was through with it.

The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

convenient headache

Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.

Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..

Woman: Not now! I have a headache!


Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..

by ZCMC March 30, 2009

Rebeat

This refers to when you beat up someone that you had already beat up recently.

I knocked that asshole the fuck out and then i shouted at his unconscious cunt to apologize!..but he did not answer so i had to rebeat his stupid ass!!

by ZCMC March 10, 2009