zcmc's definitions
Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.
Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..
Woman: Not now! I have a headache!
Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..
Woman: Not now! I have a headache!
Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..
by ZCMC March 30, 2009
Get the convenient headachemug. It is like sleep walking but more complicated..you are writing in your sleep.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
Dawn says:
How long have you been sleep writing?
žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!
Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??
žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
How long have you been sleep writing?
žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!
Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??
žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
by ZCMC August 9, 2009
Get the sleep writingmug. Ken and Barbie style...be careful...if she gets pregnant the offspring might be a blow up doll...or worse...a real child
by ZCMC April 8, 2010
Get the Ken and Barbie stylemug. Pass the dutchie was a song written by the Musical Youth and NOT BOB MARLEY, i repeat NOT BOB MARLEY!! This mistake is made most commonly with stupid ignorant people.
Stupid ignorant boy 1 : "Who was the song 'pass the dutchie' written by?"
Stupid ignorant boy 2 : "By Bob Marley.."
Big Scary Man : "IT WAS NOT BOB MARLEY!!! NOT BOB MARLEY!!!! ARGHH!!! I KILL YOU!!! I KILL YOU!!
Stupid ignorant boys : "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Stupid ignorant boy 2 : "By Bob Marley.."
Big Scary Man : "IT WAS NOT BOB MARLEY!!! NOT BOB MARLEY!!!! ARGHH!!! I KILL YOU!!! I KILL YOU!!
Stupid ignorant boys : "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
by ZCMC March 12, 2009
Get the Pass the dutchiemug. by ZCMC April 15, 2010
Get the Arsenal Stylemug. A bing bang bumcee refers to a woman's ass/bottom that is overly huge but looks utterly delicious. It is a huge compliment to tell a woman that she has a bing bang bumcee and the follow up line to get instant action is to say that you are a bing bang bumcee kind of man!
by ZCMC March 6, 2009
Get the bing bang bumceemug. Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."
Dr. Phil: "LOL!"
Dr. Phil: "LOL!"
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
Get the yawnmug.