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sleep writing

It is like sleep walking but more complicated..you are writing in your sleep.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
Dawn says:
How long have you been sleep writing?

žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!

Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??

žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
by ZCMC August 9, 2009
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convenient sore throat

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.
(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
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I'm begging you

This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.
Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"

Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"

Woman : "No!"

Man cries.
by ZCMC March 11, 2009
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the Zaynekenstein

The Zaynekenstein is a funny thing to paste online when someone has said a really stale joke, something completely outta timing or just to end the silence. Image is below.

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Example of the Zaynekenstein usage

Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?

Boy 2: I don't know, what?

Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!

Boy 2 :

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Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!
by ZCMC July 12, 2009
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The dragon tamer

the name of most males right hand during those intimate times with themselves.
The Dragon Tamer = Your right hand
The Dragon = Your Willie or ding dong

Example: Just use your imagination lol
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
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the dick lift game

The dick lift game is played with 2 men and one woman. Both males (the players) play with themselves until their penises get erect and hard. They then both hang an object on their penises, for example: a towel or a cloth. Whoever can maintain their erection for the longest period of time and balance the object on their penis the longest wins. The winner gets to fuck the girl and the loser gets to watch.
The dick lift game has to be the best game in the world! Even though the winner gets pussy, the loser is still happy because he gets to watch and satisfy himself!
by ZCMC March 4, 2009
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Pornography

-The world's most popular past time.
I enjoy doing pornography
by ZCMC January 30, 2009
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