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Seizure

Roman emperor.

Used in place of the word Caesar due to people's inability to pronounce.

Julius Seizure proclaimed 'I came, I saw, I conquered!! '

by ZCMC March 10, 2009

a france

A france is used in place of the words 'a fuck' in situations where using obscene language would be highly inappropriate.

In a classroom

Teacher: Students, you all must be specific in your answers. The examiners DO NOT GIVE A FRANCE whether you pass or fail!!

Students silently chuckle.

by ZCMC March 10, 2009

Looney Tunes

Used to describe extremely shitty music.

(In a car)

Woman : Lets see whats playing on the radio.

(turns on radio)

Radio plays a beyonce hit single: I can feel your halo halo halo!!
I can see your halo halo halo ouuuu!!!

Man: AHHHH!! Turn off that shit please!! Please!! Thats some looney tunes right there!

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

shittings

A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.

Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.

(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?

Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.

Student 1: Damn..

(In a classroom)

Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!

Teacher: But u just went!

Student: But miss, i have the shittings..

Class erupts in laughter.

Teacher: Fine, go ahead..

by ZCMC April 6, 2009