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Definitions by zack

the act of being wanked off by a ruler
Man! Ashley really gave me a good ruler job the other day!
ruler job by zack December 2, 2004

cuntlicker 

person who licks meaningless pussy, or just a complete asshole about things, OR is a bitch.
His cousin was being a complete cuntlicker about things!
cuntlicker by zack December 2, 2004

flying sister twister 

sex position found on page 303 in the Kamasutra. triple 69 with two sisters and a lucky guy/girl.
Me and the olsen sisters did the flying sister twister last night!
flying sister twister by zack December 2, 2004

tree stump

nickname for a man with a penis that is smaller than the length of his thumb.
tree stump by zack December 2, 2004

Douchebagery 

Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.

John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.

Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
Douchebagery by Zack November 25, 2004

Marine Corps 

The best military service in the world, also able to kick anybody's ass!!!
OO RAH!
The United States Marine Corps just leveled the hell out of Fallujah.
Marine Corps by Zack November 18, 2004

splodydopes 

Dopes who 'splode themselves in public places. Also known as suicide or homicide bombers.
Palestinians fired guns and passed out sweets when a splodydope blew himself up at a Jerusalem pizzeria - killing 15 people, including 7 children, and injuring 130 (many of whom were maimed for life).
splodydopes by Zack November 12, 2004