zack's definitions

Oh James

The act of leaving a gift behind after a night of sex to make up for any lack of contact until the next time you're horny. This gift normally consists of a log of shit on her pillow. When discovered, it will cause the recipient to exclaim, "Oh James..." Just like a Bond movie!

"Wow, you aren't going to call that slut you picked up last night? How are you gonna bang her again when you're desperate?" "No worries, I left an Oh James on her pillow, she'll love me forever."

by Zack February 27, 2004

jelly bean

A term for a person who has a small penis. Derived from the running joke that the person's penis was so small it resembled a jelly bean in size and dimension.

"Zack got upset when his friends called him jelly bean"

by Zack May 13, 2005

veener

a vagina that has a pleasently plump labia

yo molly sims has a wonderful veener

by zack January 15, 2003

shafted

another word for pwned/owned/served.

Also means to be analed by your cell-mate.

Bubba shafted that noob.

by Zack May 13, 2004

slave to the cock

Nickname for slave to the grind.

Slave to the ca-ca-ca-ca-COCK!!

by Zack February 12, 2005

red neck

If you get your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck.
If when you walk your dog you both use the tree in the corner, you might be a redneck.
If someone ever told you that you're lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.
If someone tells you that you have something stuck in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is, you might be a redneck.

If you think N-Sync is where your dirty dishes are, you might be a redneck.

by Zack April 16, 2005

Oldskoolitistic

A feeling of being in the 50's

Because Im wearing these Chucks (old school shoes) I feel Oldskoolitistic

by Zack January 27, 2004