zach's definitions

Changing Tomorrow

A shitty band from Southeast Georiga where the guitarist plays super fast jumbled up shit, and the singer sings like a crack-driven turtle.

When Changing Tomorrow played thier first show, everyone knew that they wanted to be like Deranged Minds.

by Zach February 10, 2005

sexuopostintoxicism

n: The performance of sexual favors at the fulfillment of the demand that the receiving party drink themselves retarded.

Its not my fault, that bitch made me drinkee...I don't have to stand for it, that's sexuopostintoxicism. Im gonna call the police and sue her, you fucking guy. You do not ask dumb questions...you know damn right.

by zach May 10, 2004

terp

Way of insulting someone's intelligence, like "dur."

"Oh man, I forgot to turn off my toaster, and my house burned down!"

"Terp."

by Zach May 13, 2005

krak

the action of ribs breaking due to the "hilarity" of a joke. A sarcastic remark endowed upon a person or persons who tell lameass jokes.

"KRAK!" said Armaan to Neresh after Neresh had told him that uber lame joke
OR
Armaan:Haha! that man looks like a donkey...
Neresh:KRAK!

by Zach July 16, 2004

down the way

The greatest dance song ever to come out of the 'Nati.

Tocka - Down the Way

1.)"Where the f*** is you at?"
2.)"Man I'm down the way."

by Zach June 25, 2004

R O S A G

when u get a rash on ur sack and gooch

Guy 1: I dont know what that thing is on my sack and gooch but it hurts!
Guy 2 : Oh man haha you have a rosag!

by zach March 22, 2005

Jeezus

A name given to a gay guy that tells you you're not going to hell.

"Aww you're not going to hell."
"Thanks Jeezus."

by Zach May 21, 2004