
spooning is 1 of the better things in life it is so mad i love spooning spooners it rox the box ahh yeah and sex it is cool also but not wen u get them pregz that sux thats wen u wanna run from there dads
by zach February 20, 2005

a loser who spends too much time defining words on the urban dictionary, has little or no life. basicly a one minute man, with a vagina deeper than a golf bag. likes to get on his knees and smile like a donut. will tell girls anything to get into their pants, which has never and will never happen.
by Zach February 24, 2005

originally used when someone acts like a father fucker....
1. insult
2. someone really humps your head
3. when a man humps the girl giving him a blow job at the moment
1. insult
2. someone really humps your head
3. when a man humps the girl giving him a blow job at the moment
HEY!!!u mother fucking father fucking humphead piece of shit!!! suck my hairy cock u fucing cuntass father fucker
by Zach September 23, 2004

While gettting a girl from behind you pull your dick out and shove it in her ass. she makes a noise like the dolphin Flipper.
by Zach March 08, 2005

An individual who outright judges and looks down upon others for their choice to indulge in drugs, alcohol or sex. Typically seen in individuals who uphold strict religious morals.
Betty is such a shriner. She lectured me for 15 minutes yesterday about how I'm going to ruin my life if I ever smoke again!
by Zach February 06, 2007

When the amount of males present greatly outnumber the females. Often refered to as a sausage fest. This is probably one of the worst situations to be in if you're a horny guy looking for hot chicks to score with.
by Zach October 19, 2006
