zach's definitions

prairie chicken

to display ones scrotum (aka teabag) through the zipper of his heans letting the ballsac drop out of the pants.

by Zach September 23, 2003

cherry time bomb

When a girl is on her birth control and knows the exact date of her period. Instead of wearing a tampon, she times the release of her period and sticks her bloody vagina on her boyfriend's face while he's sleeping.

Did you hear about Aaron getting the cherry time bomb from his girlfriend last weekend? Talk about kinky.

by Zach November 9, 2007

clerk

To prematurly ejaculate due to an over-extremely hot chick.

This bitch was so hot, I clerked all over her.

by Zach October 25, 2004

changes

The greatest song by Tupac ever.

"I see no changes. Wake up in the morning and I ask myself,
"Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"
I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black.
My stomach hurts, so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch.
Cops give a damn about a negro? Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero.
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares? One less hungry mouth on the welfare."

by Zach March 14, 2005

grant p

the sexiest person to ever set foot on earth

grant p is so sexy, i want to jizz in his face

by Zach January 6, 2005

genki

A popular bit of wordFanboy Japanese meaning "enthusiastic, energetic, lively".

Adam: You're not looking so genki today.
Me: Ugh, too many beers last night.

by zach September 1, 2003

soapbox

Refers to someone having the attention of others as they speak.

Comes from when, back in the day, people would stand on soap boxes in parks and give speeches.

He was out standing on the soapbox, bitching about how the world was unfair.

by Zach May 6, 2004