zach's definitions

jizarific

When a girl is soo good looking she is worth jizing on or have intercourse with

DAMN, look at that girl she soo fine, she's jizarific.

by Zach February 3, 2005

changes

The greatest song by Tupac ever.

"I see no changes. Wake up in the morning and I ask myself,
"Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"
I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black.
My stomach hurts, so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch.
Cops give a damn about a negro? Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero.
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares? One less hungry mouth on the welfare."

by Zach March 14, 2005

Blowjob with handles

A Girl who is giving u a blowjob with pigtails in her hair and your grabbing onto them to get more leverage on her.

That bitch is a blowjob with handles.

by Zach April 9, 2004

genki

A popular bit of wordFanboy Japanese meaning "enthusiastic, energetic, lively".

Adam: You're not looking so genki today.
Me: Ugh, too many beers last night.

by zach September 1, 2003

clerk

To prematurly ejaculate due to an over-extremely hot chick.

This bitch was so hot, I clerked all over her.

by Zach October 25, 2004

zack de la rocha

lead singer of rage against the machine.

zack de la rocha rocked during that last set.

by zach June 4, 2005

cork soaker

A derogatory term to call someone instead of "cock sucker."

That cork soaker just hit my car.

by zach September 6, 2004