zach's definitions

soapboxing

The act of proverbially standing on a soapbox. Usually involves speaking out about something.

My friends say I soapbox too much, but I say they're full of crap. Infact, that was my topic last week.

by Zach May 6, 2004

sexuopostintoxicism

n: The performance of sexual favors at the fulfillment of the demand that the receiving party drink themselves retarded.

Its not my fault, that bitch made me drinkee...I don't have to stand for it, that's sexuopostintoxicism. Im gonna call the police and sue her, you fucking guy. You do not ask dumb questions...you know damn right.

by zach May 10, 2004

Jeezus

A name given to a gay guy that tells you you're not going to hell.

"Aww you're not going to hell."
"Thanks Jeezus."

by Zach May 21, 2004

Bubbleboner

1.One who fucks goats in the ass while licking his little sister's pussy
2.A guitar that is plugged into someone's anal opening
3.Salvador Caputa

"When I grow up, I wanna be a bubbleboner, mommy."

by Zach May 26, 2004

pish-tosh

A phrase commonly used to scoff at some one or something; disbelief; A condescending interjection.

Mel: We're going to the movies, do you want to come?
Bruce: Pish-tosh!

by Zach May 31, 2004

BONKED

under the influence, trashed, drunk, smashed, wasted or otherwise incoheirant

dude that party was hot! I got so bonked

by Zach June 1, 2004

wood pusher

when you crap when having anal gay sex

Gay Guy:ahhh man you never told me you were a wood pusher

Other Gay Guy: sorry

by zach June 9, 2004