zach's definitions

jizarific

When a girl is soo good looking she is worth jizing on or have intercourse with

DAMN, look at that girl she soo fine, she's jizarific.

by Zach February 3, 2005

Changing Tomorrow

A shitty band from Southeast Georiga where the guitarist plays super fast jumbled up shit, and the singer sings like a crack-driven turtle.

When Changing Tomorrow played thier first show, everyone knew that they wanted to be like Deranged Minds.

by Zach February 10, 2005

301337

the highest level of 1337-ness, an even bigger compliment than 31337

omg, he pwnz, d00d he's 301337

by zach February 20, 2005

mang

mang is the best word in the fucken world it can meen wat ever the hell u want it to mean
p.s todd deep frys everythin

todd deep fryes his mangs
i have a BIG mang
manged up the mang mangs
aaron has a small mang
ur a mang grute
go mang urself

by zach February 20, 2005

spooners

spooning is 1 of the better things in life it is so mad i love spooning spooners it rox the box ahh yeah and sex it is cool also but not wen u get them pregz that sux thats wen u wanna run from there dads

i love to spoon spooners

by zach February 20, 2005

dead rat

when a male sticks his penis in between his legs and bends over to show the "rat" in his ass. a backwards mangina.

"Hey! Luke just showed Luke G the dead rat."

by Zach February 21, 2005

admin

a loser who spends too much time defining words on the urban dictionary, has little or no life. basicly a one minute man, with a vagina deeper than a golf bag. likes to get on his knees and smile like a donut. will tell girls anything to get into their pants, which has never and will never happen.

haha, look at that 'admin' trying to pick up those girls, he has NO chance.

by Zach February 24, 2005