zach's definitions

moist shamoise

a moist-towelette-like device used for cleaning up ketchup/catsup

"Well, aren't you going to get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist shamoise?"

by Zach June 21, 2003

poisage

When u get poison ivy on ur sack and gooch

If you rub pison ivy on ur gooch and sack ull get poisage u dumbass.

by zach May 31, 2005

hate edge

A name given (often by fellow Straight-Edgers) to straight-edgers that have turned to violence as a means of spreading their views. Most Straight-edgers feel that hate edge is an affront to all that they stand for. The most famous group of Hate-edgers is located in Salt Lake City Utah, where police have started refering to sxe as a gang after several violent crimes were commited by Hate-edgers.

Hate-edger: Sees someone smoking/drinking/etc. and beats the crap out of them.

Partier: "Hey, man, lets go back inside. I think those kids are hate-edge."

by Zach August 7, 2004

Effed in the A

different way of saying fucked in the ass. can be used literaly or in the same sense as "Dude, we're fucked"

1. Yea, she got effed in the a.

2. If we get cought, we're gonna be effed in the a!

by Zach January 25, 2005

muvafucka [motherfucker]

Perversion of the word motherfucker; often used inadvertantly while under extreme duress. motherfucker

How many muvafuckas gotta die before you stop...?

by Zach January 6, 2004

beastyness

Having to do with being beasty, or awesome.

Dude, that slam dunk was such beastyness!

by Zach October 15, 2003

cokemuff

Cokemuff is one of those words that you just know the definition. Some people think its a vagina that you snort coke out of. Others think is a muffin with cocaine on it. Yet others just think it's cokemuff.

That was an interesting cokemuff.

by Zach March 24, 2004