gynotocracy

An organization that is predominantly female and in which feminine viewpoints and behaviors dominate.

The high school faculty meeting lasted for three hours because the members of the gynotocracy just wanted to talk every issue to death.

by zabazuve-ha September 27, 2009

bedpan community

A community made up almost exclusively of senior retirees.

Cape Coral, Florida is a bedpan community.

by zabazuve-ha December 26, 2007

guinness

A three-course meal in a glass.

I missed breakfast today so I had a pint of Guinness, which contains all four food groups.

by zabazuve-ha December 05, 2007

lobster mafia

Members of the New England lobster fishing community who vigilantly protect their territorial waters from newcomers. They frequently inherit their fishing grounds from their parents.

Steve set some traps over in Barrett's Cove and next week the lobster mafia put sugar in his gas tank.

by zabazuve-ha January 21, 2008

oh shit

A statement used by manufacturers of flight data recorders ("black boxes") to alert pilots that there is 1/2 of a second of recording space remaining.

"Oh shit" was the last transmission heard on the black box.

by zabazuve-ha December 18, 2007

chicken bus

A schoolbus that has been retired from its academic duties in the U.S. to go face a long, slow death in Latin America. Often painted garish colors and includes numerous religious icons, including the Virgin Mary, displayed prominently within the bus in an effort to reassure passengers. The emissions from one chicken bus equal that of four tractor trailers. Chicken buses often carry chickens in addition to other small livestock.

I only had four sucres left so I couldn't afford the good bus. I caught the chicken bus back to Quito.

by zabazuve-ha July 20, 2007

ho stick

A cane carried by pimps, usually with a gold nugget or other large jewel on the top. Used by a pimp to make a bitch his ho.

Julius touched Laqueesha with his ho stick so now she's his ho.

by zabazuve-ha September 17, 2007