zabazuve-ha's definitions

Hoochistan

The secret areas in major American cities that offer protected status to hoochie mamas. Manned checkpoints ensure that the hoochies in Hoochistan are sufficiently ghetto fabulous.

The girls could not enter Hoochistan because their skirts were too long and they had no false eyelashes.

by zabazuve-ha September 11, 2007

ho stick

A cane carried by pimps, usually with a gold nugget or other large jewel on the top. Used by a pimp to make a bitch his ho.

Julius touched Laqueesha with his ho stick so now she's his ho.

by zabazuve-ha September 17, 2007

gynotocracy

An organization that is predominantly female and in which feminine viewpoints and behaviors dominate.

The high school faculty meeting lasted for three hours because the members of the gynotocracy just wanted to talk every issue to death.

by zabazuve-ha September 27, 2009

guinness

A three-course meal in a glass.

I missed breakfast today so I had a pint of Guinness, which contains all four food groups.

by zabazuve-ha December 5, 2007

lobster mafia

Members of the New England lobster fishing community who vigilantly protect their territorial waters from newcomers. They frequently inherit their fishing grounds from their parents.

Steve set some traps over in Barrett's Cove and next week the lobster mafia put sugar in his gas tank.

by zabazuve-ha January 21, 2008

bedpan community

A community made up almost exclusively of senior retirees.

Cape Coral, Florida is a bedpan community.

by zabazuve-ha December 26, 2007

make me laugh

The biggest cliche ever written by women on personals websites. An alternative to the truth, which is something like "must be tall, sexy, and have lots of money."

Andrea said "Make me laugh," so I gave her a hit of nitrous.

by zabazuve-ha December 4, 2007