Urban Dictionary: Definitions by yursh22

Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.

Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.

Twat count by yursh22 June 20, 2017

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A play on the saying; curiosity killed the cat. But in this case, a dumbass gets killed doing some stupid shit (male or female applicable).

He stuck his dick in a socket.

Shit, curiosity killed the cunt. Hands down.

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A sexual predicament involving one's cock.

Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.

Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.

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Another way of calling someone a fat-ass. Preferably the arrogant fat fucks.

What's up with him?

Oh Jiggles Gallagher? He hasn't eaten in a whole ten minutes so he has to condescend.

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Kind of like saying ass-wipe. But a shortened version for that word. Basically used to describe a bro/fuckboy.

Yeah that guy is definitely a wipe.

A wipe by yursh22 June 10, 2017

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A 90s adjective that needs to make a comeback like fresh or dope. Basically to describe something cool.

Fly by yursh22 May 17, 2017

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Basically another way to call your friend gay/a homo

Yeah that's right! Now you're girlfriend thinks you're a peanut buster parfait