yursh22's definitions

curiosity killed the cunt

A play on the saying; curiosity killed the cat. But in this case, a dumbass gets killed doing some stupid shit (male or female applicable).

He stuck his dick in a socket.

Shit, curiosity killed the cunt. Hands down.

by yursh22 June 19, 2017

balls jupiter

nickname for any guy you see in shorts with testicles exposed

Aw fuck, did you see balls Jupiter over there?
(Gags violently)

by yursh22 May 17, 2017

Jiggles Gallagher

Another way of calling someone a fat-ass. Preferably the arrogant fat fucks.

What's up with him?

Oh Jiggles Gallagher? He hasn't eaten in a whole ten minutes so he has to condescend.

by yursh22 June 10, 2017

Fly

A 90s adjective that needs to make a comeback like fresh or dope. Basically to describe something cool.

Yo that jacket is fly bro!!

by yursh22 May 17, 2017

Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.

Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.

by yursh22 June 20, 2017

Unattainables

A type/ group of hot, very attractive people you want to date but can't because they're superficial. Unrequited attraction.

I can't have them, they're all unattainables.

by yursh22 May 20, 2020

Scrub

A scrub is a guy that think he's fine, also known as a buster. Always talking about what he wants and just sits on his broke ass.

I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging at the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me

by yursh22 August 31, 2017