Definitions by yursh22

Twat count 

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.

Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.

Twat count by yursh22 June 20, 2017

Predickament 

A sexual predicament involving one's cock.

Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.

Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.

Predickament by yursh22 June 19, 2017

curiosity killed the cunt 

A play on the saying; curiosity killed the cat. But in this case, a dumbass gets killed doing some stupid shit (male or female applicable).

He stuck his dick in a socket.

Shit, curiosity killed the cunt. Hands down.

curiosity killed the cunt by yursh22 June 19, 2017

Jiggles Gallagher 

Another way of calling someone a fat-ass. Preferably the arrogant fat fucks.

What's up with him?

Oh Jiggles Gallagher? He hasn't eaten in a whole ten minutes so he has to condescend.

Jiggles Gallagher by yursh22 June 10, 2017

A wipe 

Kind of like saying ass-wipe. But a shortened version for that word. Basically used to describe a bro/fuckboy.

Yeah that guy is definitely a wipe.

A wipe by yursh22 June 10, 2017

Fly 

A 90s adjective that needs to make a comeback like fresh or dope. Basically to describe something cool.

Yo that jacket is fly bro!!

Fly by yursh22 May 17, 2017

Peanut buster parfait 

Basically another way to call your friend gay/a homo

Yeah that's right! Now you're girlfriend thinks you're a peanut buster parfait

Peanut buster parfait by yursh22 May 17, 2017