your mom's definitions

banana resistor

In a series or parallel circuit a banana that has a certain resistance along the circuit line.

The banana resistor is about to overload.

by Your mom April 7, 2003

Crackdunk

a creative way to do crack

man, i'm sure a moron for all that crackdunking i do

by your mom July 28, 2003

Geyser

someone who drinks excessively and then ejects a column of vomit into the air

Dude...did you see that Candace chick that puked all over the bar on her 21st birthday?

Yeah, she got kicked out for being a geyser.

by Your Mom May 9, 2004

yeye

a saying of unknown origin spoken only by retarded wiggers who havnt the mental compasity to form the word "yes"

guy: the club was fun
girl: yeye
guy: you're fucking retarded

by your mom April 15, 2005

San Ramon

Typical suburbian town.... hot girls hot guys... teenagers who think they are ghetto but they are not. Typical well off city, parks everywhere you look and little kids with their moms (hot moms by the way) on the sidewalks. Has the best 4th of July celebration in Northern California. 30 mins from San Fransisco, 20 from Oakland, 4 hours from Tahoe and 1 hour from Santa Cruz

think oc meets pleasantville

by Your Mom November 2, 2004

Stinky Pinky

Jamming your small finger in dat bitch's ass. Sometimes results in a "dirty sanchez" when results are wiped on her upper lip.

"Hey Hillary, how does my finger feel in your ass?"
"Gee Gary, that's great but how does it smell?"
"Like shit bitch!"
"Damn, that's a stinky pinky!"

by your mom August 18, 2003

1337 piece of pan cake

When you re better than everyone and everything else.

A 1337 piece of pan cake what I strive to be.

by Your mom January 14, 2004