your mom's definitions

Whore Supervisor

The classy term for Private Tucker's (Red vs. Blue) job as "Pimp."

Doc: What did you put on your taxes as your occupation?
Tucker: Technically, it was "Pimp", but I decided to class it up and put "Whore Supervisor".


Guy 1 (Black): I'm pimpin' all the ladies.. suck it, bitch!
Guy 2 (White): So you're a pimp, huh?
Guy 3 (Also White): No, he's a Whore Supervisor!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up, bitch! -Pulls out a 12 gauge and shoots!-

by Your Mom May 13, 2005

schmack

Schmack is equal to shit. Such as talking schmack about someone.

"You sure do talk a lot of schmack for being such a dumb ass"

by your mom March 10, 2003

banana cream pie

When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.

i gave that bitch a huge banana cream pie, and now she's got a big red amrk across her face!

by Your Mom April 10, 2005

hick

somebody(like me)who worships:elvis,dirtbikes,and their cusins

"hey Cletus you know what my dream is???watching elvis rip out on my dirtbike while screwing my sister"

by YOUR MOM July 25, 2003

alang

what you say when you're really washed to express that you are incapable of thinking about anything but bed

david: oh man, we smoked so much last night. george is so washed, he's just been lying in bed saying "alang" all day
george: aaalllaaaaaannnnngggg

by your mom January 31, 2005

tea time

1. When it is time to drink tea.

2. A social hour.

Gangsta: Yo nigga, let's have tea time.

Guy: Alright dude *grabs the tea*

by Your mom November 5, 2003

Aned

To get your anus kicked in.

Iraq is gonna get aned.

by Your Mom March 19, 2003