A selfish football player, who has everyone thinking he had no talent, despite he was 31th pick in the draft(to a SB team). They say he had no defense, but his defense had the name Killer B's(that's not a name for a sorry defense since it sounds cool), they said he had no running back(the truth is his HBs never got any carries), they always ranked high on pass offense(once again no carries for the HB and like were top 5 in pass attempts), and he tried to win a lot of games by himself.
the truth is Dan Marino owns just about every career passing record cause he was selfish, still same old from college(his team was #1, but he cost them, cause he was so busy trying to win the national championship) people kiss his ass cause he has records but no rings and they don't blame him.
by Your mom March 27, 2005
Complete asshole who has no opinion of anyone but himself. Compensates for his lack of penis by being an obnoxious dick to everyone.
by your mom March 20, 2003
by your mom March 10, 2003
When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.
by Your Mom April 10, 2005
anyone who goes by the name Paris Hilton, wants to be Paris Hilton, knows Paris Hilton, or has spent one night in Paris Hilton.
by your mom October 10, 2004
The process of talking behind someone's back about them.
by your mom March 10, 2003