119 definitions by yorrick hunt

the idea that you could have acted in a different way
the idea that alternative actions are possible for you
the idea that you did not have to do what you did
the idea that you have a choice about what you do
the idea that you are responsible for your actions
When confronted by a woman's cleavage, he could not help but look. At that moment he knew free will was a myth.
by yorrick hunt February 01, 2008
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A sexual experience caused by viewing arousing images, or by listening to, or reading arousing words, rather than by actual physical contact.
An example of a mild sex fantasy:

As she lay back naked on the couch, Angelina's thoughts turned to the mysterious stranger who had just left her a message on Skype. Suddenly, her body trembled as she felt his hands on her bare skin, his warm breath on her neck and his soft lips seeking hers. In the darkness, she turned her face towards his, her mouth eagerly searching, her breath coming in short gasps and, as their lips touched, Angelina knew a hunger that she had not felt in a long time. Ever so gently, his fingers began a searching caress as their bodies pressed together....
by yorrick hunt January 21, 2008
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dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)
A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me from licking them.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
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ejaculating and defecating
After taking his viagra with prune juice, Theo spent the night cumming and going.
by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008
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a person who is a citizen of Australia; a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker
Yes, I'm an Australian, cobber - a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to the land down under.
by yorrick hunt July 10, 2008
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an Australian; a person who is a citizen of Australia
Yes, I'm a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to Australia, cobber.
by yorrick hunt June 09, 2008
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stupid person; person of low intelligence
Theo is an example of a cockhead, a dickhead and a bonerhead.
by yorrick hunt May 27, 2008
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