yorrick hunt's definitions

king midas

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).

King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

you'd like to be

the correct comeback when one male, in anger, yells out to another male, "UP YOUR ASS!"

BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!

by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008

as ugly as a hatful

shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"

He was so desperate for a root that he boned her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

sceptical

associated with doubting, not believing, not accepting

You should be sceptical of a fortune teller whose crystal ball has three finger holes in it.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

bugger it up

break it, ruin it, spoil it or damage it in some way

Don't lend him anything of value. He'll just bugger it up. He's got the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

do you know where you arsehole

shortened form of "Do you know where you are, arsehole?"

Just walk up to someone who appears confused and ask, "Do you know where you arsehole?"

by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

phone bill

what the telephone company charges you for making telephone calls

Last night I fell asleep during sex and woke up two hours later with a $700 phone bill.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008