hopeless romantic

a person who allows feelings of love to override common sense

Was I being a hopeless romantic when I offered her an extra fifty if she could convince me that she wasn't doing it just for the money?

by yorrick hunt July 11, 2008

race the lizard

when a male uses his hand to jack off

He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.

by yorrick hunt January 15, 2008

bonerhead

stupid person; person of low intelligence

Theo is an example of a cockhead, a dickhead and a bonerhead.

by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

on-line affair

a sexual relationship via the internet

She suspected that her boyfriend was having an on-line affair when he started to become amazingly good at typing with one hand.

by yorrick hunt February 02, 2008

laxative

what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels

It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

by yorrick hunt February 04, 2008

rub someone's nose in it

to remind someone unkindly of an error or failing

Whenever he won money from a bet with others, he would always rub their noses in it by saying, "Thanks for the donation, suckers." (this being an example of how to rub someone's nose in it)

by yorrick hunt January 15, 2008

pass out

to become unconscious; to faint

We all saw Theo pass out when he accidentally sat on his own testicles.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008