do you know where you arsehole

shortened form of "Do you know where you are, arsehole?"

Just walk up to someone who appears confused and ask, "Do you know where you arsehole?"

by yorrick hunt January 31, 2008

martini

a cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive

Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

meaning of life

the reason or purpose for our existence

I asked the guru what was the real meaning of life. He said,"Twenty years with time off for good behavior."

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

choice

an alternative action or possibility

I always choose to do what I think is best, therefore I don't really have a choice at all.

by yorrick hunt January 15, 2008

trots

harness racing (the word "trots" being a reference to the "trotting" gait of horses)

At the trots it is better for the horse you bet on to have the cold sit rather than the death seat.

by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008

croutons

small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup

When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.

by yorrick hunt February 02, 2008

belief

what you accept as true or real

I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control. None of my beliefs are.

by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008