Definitions by yorrick hunt

janet talia 

a name that sounds a lot like genitalia

I think I'll call my boat "Janet Talia". I like the sound of it.

janet talia by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

see you n t 

a form of goodbye that spells out the word CUNT

I gotta go. Bye.
OK. See you n t.

see you n t by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

woffa 

short form of "what for"

Come here, turd!
Woffa?

woffa by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

wipe it 

what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings

KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony)
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!

wipe it by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

firm up 

get an erection; acquire an erect penis

Horny slut to drunken bum: FIRM UP, DARLING

firm up by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

race the lizard 

when a male uses his hand to jack off

He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.

race the lizard by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

Blympic Games 

Olympic Games for fat people

The Blympic Games Motto is "Fatter, Heavier, Wider".

Blympic Games by yorrick hunt November 4, 2008