you bet you

a deliberately annoying, or innocently stupid way of saying "you betcha" (first noticed on The Young And The Restless spoken by Victor Newman)

Hey, turd! Do you want a beer?
You bet you.

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

hopeless romantic

a person who allows feelings of love to override common sense

Was I being a hopeless romantic when I offered her an extra fifty if she could convince me that she wasn't doing it just for the money?

by yorrick hunt June 22, 2008

race the lizard

when a male uses his hand to jack off

He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.

by yorrick hunt January 09, 2009

wipe it

what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings

KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony)
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!

by yorrick hunt January 09, 2009

do you know where you arsehole

shortened form of "Do you know where you are, arsehole?"

Just walk up to someone who appears confused and ask, "Do you know where you arsehole?"

by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

phone bill

what the telephone company charges you for making telephone calls

Last night I fell asleep during sex and woke up two hours later with a $700 phone bill.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

egotist

1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm

Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.

by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009