yoda's definitions

fucktard

Noun

1) A contflation formed from the phrase, "fucking retard"
2) Someone who is severly intellectually deficient, as in eBay'ers or NASCAR fans.

The FBI and Microsoft are such a bunch of fucktards, that they cannot figure out that I wrote the blaster worm.

Those fucktards have raided my garbage for the forth time this month... I hate those eBayers!

by Yoda September 12, 2003

gaf

give a fuck factor, a measure of how much one wants to be at work. correlates to the time one wants to leave work.

i have a gaf of 2. (i.e., i gotta get outta here, i'm leaving by 2pm)

by yoda August 8, 2003

yarf

To not only throw up, but to do it with a terrible yelling sound. If done properly yarfing will cause veins to pop out and eyes to water.

That swamp donkey just made me yarf all over the place!

by Yoda December 9, 2004

Bedroom Jedi

1. Meaning one who holds sway over others by using his/her mystical 'force' to lure them to the bedroom.

2. A MASTER of sexual activities, using mind tricks and simple 'hand gestures' to get what they want.

Stag pulled that lass by just looking at her!?
He's obviously a Bedroom Jedi!

by Yoda August 19, 2004

Chassis

1. Noun: The female backside. Rumpshaker. Booty. Moneymaker. Ass. Heinie. Rear-end.

2. Noun: A superior hindquarters, usually on a well-proportioned female.

"Check out the chassis on that brunette hottie by the jacuzzi."

by YODA November 22, 2004

boob

a circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.

i luv ur boobs

by Yoda April 28, 2003

l)ark_Empire

a long reknowned clan in starcraft for skill and decenscey, survived 2 and a half long years of wonderful times and finally died...

a moment of silence for the wonderful l)ark_ Empire clan :(.................

by Yoda December 12, 2006