Definitions by yoda

The Scoop 

See also Scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!

I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!

The Scoop by Yoda September 22, 2003

fucktard 

Noun

1) A contflation formed from the phrase, "fucking retard"
2) Someone who is severly intellectually deficient, as in eBay'ers or NASCAR fans.

The FBI and Microsoft are such a bunch of fucktards, that they cannot figure out that I wrote the blaster worm.

Those fucktards have raided my garbage for the forth time this month... I hate those eBayers!

fucktard by Yoda September 12, 2003

gaf 

give a fuck factor, a measure of how much one wants to be at work. correlates to the time one wants to leave work.

i have a gaf of 2. (i.e., i gotta get outta here, i'm leaving by 2pm)

gaf by yoda August 8, 2003

scary 

something that makes u shit urself.

that was fucking scary, i shit myself

scary by Yoda April 28, 2003

boob 

a circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.

i luv ur boobs

boob by Yoda April 28, 2003

Rar 

1. A sound made by my beastly self.
2. A sound made by an angered male creature of the kingdom, "animal"
3. Sound made by a male animal to signal horniness.

"Rar" signaled the lion to his feline companion

Rar by Yoda April 28, 2003

Axylrose 

Switch the letters around and it spells out "ROYAL SEX". Coincidence? I think not..

Will dances on garbage, I mean...axylrose.

Axylrose by Yoda April 26, 2003