yes juanito yes's definitions

baconie

A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.

"My friend sent me a baconie last night. This morning I'm cooking bacon and eggs."

by yes juanito yes October 8, 2014

sleep aisle

The location for over-the-counter sleep aids in a supermarket, or big-box or drug store.

Shopper: "Can you help me? I haven't had a good night's rest for days."

Store clerk: "Try the sleep aisle. Near the pharmacy, aisle 26."

by yes juanito yes November 3, 2014

pet preserver

A flotation vest for an animal (usually a dog). It is comfortable, stylish, and highly visible. It has a leash ring, and a handle on top for EZ retrieval from water.

That bitch went overboard from the speedboat. Good thing she was wearing a pet preserver.

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

chicken teeth

An argument that is cowardly or weak, and lacks sharpness or focus. Chickens don't have teeth.

In the debate, the candidate's position was chicken teeth.

At the press conference, the spox gave a chicken teeth response.

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

top of mind

high priority thought

wake up get coffee top of mind

by yes juanito yes September 29, 2022

feline telepathy

The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.

"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."

by yes juanito yes October 15, 2014

dab the tip

To wipe the penis tip with toilet paper after urinating. Usually done by older guys with prostate issues after peeing.

Guy 1: "You're only 30 and you dab the tip?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I didn't want to get my underwear dirty."

by yes juanito yes June 19, 2018