yes juanito yes's definitions

man retreat

A house or apartment where a separated or divorced guy goes to relax and unwind. The dwelling contains most (if not all) of his stuff. A getaway place similar to a man cave.

Do you want to come over to the man retreat tonight? We can watch ESPN and drink beer.

by yes juanito yes June 17, 2015

food tap

Celebratory act of people bumpin' bites of food together as if clinking drinking glasses. The food items are held by hand or by fork.

Everyone was food tapping chicken wings, pizza slices and tacos during happy hour.

Party on! *food tap*

by yes juanito yes October 22, 2017

Soup People

The large corporations that manufacture the liquid food that is sold to the working classes, and given away to the desolate. Well known companies include Campbell's and Progresso.

I volunteered at the homeless pantry where they told me to put six cans of food in each box. A lot of it was from the Soup People."

by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014

multimask

To apply more than one skin care product to the face to get a hydrating glow and younger looking skin. The goal is to exfoliate and polish the skin.

Beauty Advisor: "Don't hesitate to multimask so you can eliminate crow's feet and enhance the apples of your cheeks."

by yes juanito yes November 1, 2017

motion is lotion

Physical activity and movement used to prevent and relieve arthritis pain. The idea that exercise can be just as effective as all those pills, patches and creams for joint health.

The physical therapist suggested an exercise plan to help with my arthritis pain. He said motion is lotion.

by yes juanito yes February 10, 2015

sigh of release

An expression of relief after going to the bathroom just in time. One of the best feelings in the world.

"I really had to go. I let out a sigh of release after successfully getting to the toilet."

by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014

weird porno philosophy

Unusual ideas and take-away themes from adult films or publications. The ideas/themes can be anything from amusing to disgusting to enlightening.

You can find weird porno philosophy from some of the following titles:

“Missionary Impossible”
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”

...and more...

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022