Definitions by yes juanito yes

melt with joy 

A warm feeling when you see or talk to someone who makes you happy.

"I just melt with joy when I hear her southern accent. I'll do anything she says."

melt with joy by yes juanito yes June 17, 2015

co-tech 

A fellow technician. This coworker works with you in the same field doing the same job. Often found in areas such as computers, electronics, manufacturing, service and repair.

I'll need to ask a co-tech to finish this job since I need to leave early.

A couple of my co-techs called in sick today. My workload for today just doubled.

co-tech by yes juanito yes June 17, 2015

man retreat 

A house or apartment where a separated or divorced guy goes to relax and unwind. The dwelling contains most (if not all) of his stuff. A getaway place similar to a man cave.

Do you want to come over to the man retreat tonight? We can watch ESPN and drink beer.

man retreat by yes juanito yes June 17, 2015

LPN 

Licensed practical nurse, sometimes lightheartedly called "low paid nurse." This well trained and competent healthcare professional works alongside nurses and doctors to provide quality medical care to patients.

I know an LPN who has loved her job for many years. She jokes about just being paid less.

LPN by yes juanito yes June 8, 2015

mind over mattress 

The act of engaging one's brain in an effort to wake up from deep sleep.

On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.

mind over mattress by yes juanito yes June 8, 2015

poop the dog 

The act taking a dog outside for the sole purpose of allowing the animal to deficate. The activity is finished once the dog poops. There is no fun or exercise involved.

At my apartment complex, most of the dog owners just poop the dog a few times a day. The good thing is that they always pick up the waste.

poop the dog by yes juanito yes June 4, 2015

Beer Tower 

Drinking game in which participants strive to build the tallest structure from beer cans or bottles. Stack it up with many a can or bottle..

Beer Tower is a contest to build the biggest skyscraper. 12-pack or 6-pack per story. Tallest building wins.

Beer Tower by yes juanito yes May 31, 2015