LPN

Licensed practical nurse, sometimes lightheartedly called "low paid nurse." This well trained and competent healthcare professional works alongside nurses and doctors to provide quality medical care to patients.

I know an LPN who has loved her job for many years. She jokes about just being paid less.

by yes juanito yes June 08, 2015

drowsy driving

Falling asleep or nodding off while operating a motor vehicle. Can lead to accidents, and is as dangerous as drunk driving.

Reporter: "Drowsy driving has become a big safety problem on our highways."

"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."

by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014

handbra

In media and photography, when the model uses hands to support her breasts and/or cover her nipples. Usually done to conform to censorship standards.

Ann: "I remember at least one iconic magazine cover demonstrating the handbra."

Mike: "Me too."

by yes juanito yes September 30, 2014

no longer with us

Usually implies that someone is deceased, but may mean that the person is no longer associated with an organization. Potentially, the term could start a rumor that the individual is dead.

Customer: "Does Matt still work here?"

Worker: "No, I'm afraid he's no longer with us."

Customer: "I'm so sorry to hear that."

Worker: (optional) "He decided to quit last week, so he could go back to school."

by yes juanito yes October 11, 2014

unlicensed pharmacist

A term for a drug dealer. One who sells illicit substances. They usually specialize in one or two types of drugs.

I have an appointment with my unlicensed pharmacist this evening at seven.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

Valentine's Day baby

Baby born in the month of November likely conceived from passionate sex on Valentine's Day.

Our daughter was born right around Thanksgiving. I am 100 percent sure that she is a Valentine's Day baby.

by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014

window drop

Opening a window by breaking the glass. Most efficient when all the glass falls down with one strike. A good thing when rioting, looting or breaking in.

"Damn! One brick and that window drop."

by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014