ninja tourist

Someone who visits new places at a rapid pace. They are most likely on a tight schedule or just like to go fast and be quick.
"We saw the highlights of the city in less than two hours! We are ninja tourists."

"I was a ninja tourist as I breezed through the entire museum in 20 minutes."
by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017
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man retreat

A house or apartment where a separated or divorced guy goes to relax and unwind. The dwelling contains most (if not all) of his stuff. A getaway place similar to a man cave.
Do you want to come over to the man retreat tonight? We can watch ESPN and drink beer.
by yes juanito yes June 14, 2015
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CashTronaut

One who pays high money for “spacetravel
by yes juanito yes December 11, 2021
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wearable bed

Developed in Japan, has two modes: 'bed' and 'coat.' Can be worn as a coat or used as an inflatable bed. Allows a person to sleep anywhere they want, and is one size fits all.
Mike: "What a great idea! The wearable bed."

Ann: "Yeah, I wish I thought of that."
by yes juanito yes October 05, 2014
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girl check

Street term for Breast Self Exam (BSE). The "breasts" are the "girls." A check-up a woman does at home to look for changes or problems in the breast tissue.
Experts do not agree about the benefits of BSE. Talk to your doctor about whether girl checks are right for you."
by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014
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watching paint dry

In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.
Number 27 was watching paint dry on that drive to the hoop.
by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015
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bonsai sized

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."
by yes juanito yes November 24, 2014
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