A state of mental confusion or forgetfulness that lasts longer than a brain fart or brain freeze. Can last daze (sic) to years.
by yes juanito yes March 06, 2015
(Agree with the first def, but want to embellish.
Type thing is an expression of normalizing things, suggesting that everything is "as usual."
(Added to the end of a word or phrase as if it is a punctuation mark).
Type thing is an expression of normalizing things, suggesting that everything is "as usual."
(Added to the end of a word or phrase as if it is a punctuation mark).
My anger management instructor said "type thing" after almost everything she said. It made me feel more comfortable in class.
Examples:
"The restrooms are located just outside this meeting room, type thing."
"From this course, you will learn helpful new tools, type thing."
Other examples:
"My car was dirty so I went to the car wash, type thing."
"Let's go out tonight for dinner and a movie, type thing."
Examples:
"The restrooms are located just outside this meeting room, type thing."
"From this course, you will learn helpful new tools, type thing."
Other examples:
"My car was dirty so I went to the car wash, type thing."
"Let's go out tonight for dinner and a movie, type thing."
by yes juanito yes December 24, 2016
The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.
"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."
by yes juanito yes October 16, 2014
Any replacement for coffee. Energy drinks are commonly used as a coffee substitute. Tea can be a coffee substitute for some people, as well as caffeine tablets.
Person #1: "Do you still drink coffee?"
Person #2: "Come to think of it, not as much. I am using energy drinks much more often as a coffee substitute."
Person #2: "Come to think of it, not as much. I am using energy drinks much more often as a coffee substitute."
by yes juanito yes January 24, 2012
The last fart that forces you to take a shit. Once the anal "seal" is broken, you must urgently find a toilet for a number 2.
"It's 30 minutes to the next rest stop. I can't fart now, it could be the seal breaker."
"After that seal breaker, I quickly had a massive dump. I let out a sigh of release in the restroom after that BM.
"After that seal breaker, I quickly had a massive dump. I let out a sigh of release in the restroom after that BM.
by yes juanito yes October 05, 2016
A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.
by yes juanito yes May 22, 2015
A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.
Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."
by yes juanito yes July 18, 2015