Definitions by yes juanito yes

wenis envy 

Feeling inferior when comparing your elbow skin to someone else's. The area can become crusty, wrinkly, dirty looking, or hanging on some people.

I want her wenis. I have wenis envy.

wenis envy by yes juanito yes November 14, 2014

Valentine's Day baby 

Baby born in the month of November likely conceived from passionate sex on Valentine's Day.

Our daughter was born right around Thanksgiving. I am 100 percent sure that she is a Valentine's Day baby.

Valentine's Day baby by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014

Ebola free 

After getting sick then getting tested, then being found to be NOT infected with Ebola Virus.

Health care provider: "Congratulations! You're Ebola free."

Patient: "Yay! I'm Ebola free! Yay!"

Ebola free by yes juanito yes November 12, 2014

girl check 

Street term for Breast Self Exam (BSE). The "breasts" are the "girls." A check-up a woman does at home to look for changes or problems in the breast tissue.

Experts do not agree about the benefits of BSE. Talk to your doctor about whether girl checks are right for you."

girl check by yes juanito yes November 12, 2014

deep freeze 

Extreme cold temps due to the rapid movement of Arctic air. Associated with the polar vortex weather system.

Most of the country is in a deep freeze, and it's not even Thanksgiving. I'll need to put an extra log on the fire.

deep freeze by yes juanito yes November 12, 2014

celebration sex 

Having sex on a special occasion such as an anniversary, birthday, promotion or team win. Has been known to result in producing offspring nine months later.

It was her birthday and our team just won the title, so it was the perfect storm for celebration sex.

celebration sex by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014

hard salami 

1. Cold cut. Goes nice in a sandwich.

2. Stiff cock Goes nice in a pussy.

1. Gimme a hard salami sandwich.

2. Gimme some hard salami now.

hard salami by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014