hard salami

1. Cold cut. Goes nice in a sandwich.

2. Stiff cock Goes nice in a pussy.

1. Gimme a hard salami sandwich.

2. Gimme some hard salami now.

by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014

dream in the driveway

A highly prized or admired vehicle that is parked in front of your home. Represents the achievement of success and shows prestige.

I'm still in high school, but my dream in the driveway will always be a Porsche or Ferrari.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

Ebola free

After getting sick then getting tested, then being found to be NOT infected with Ebola Virus.

Health care provider: "Congratulations! You're Ebola free."

Patient: "Yay! I'm Ebola free! Yay!"

by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014

Knee Defender

A two-piece device used to prevent the airline passenger in front of you from pushing their seat back, thus giving you more leg room.

"I'm glad I brought along my Knee Defender on this flight. Much more room for me in front."

by yes juanito yes August 27, 2014

weather envy

Being very jealous when comparing climate conditions in different locations. You wish you were living in a place with perfect weather.

I'm freezing my tits off in New York and it's another warm one in Florida. Millions of us have weather envy.

by yes juanito yes February 21, 2015

clean living

Golf terminology for keeping the ball in play on fairways and greens, i.e. “Keep it on the short grass.”

Roger: “Phil got lucky on that shot! Avoided the sand trap and got a great bounce out of the rough. The ball is very close to the hole. That’s clean living.”

Johnny: “Yep. Clean living.”

by yes juanito yes June 11, 2021

joke

Something funny about an important social issue that makes people laugh, but also think.

What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).

by yes juanito yes November 05, 2014