covfefelessness

The absence of covfefe.

Human 1: "Would you rather live in a world of covfefelessness?"

Human 2: "Maybe."

Human 1: "That's an absurdism."

by yes juanito yes December 21, 2017

polar plunge

A massive drop in temperature due to the emergence of cold Arctic air. Associated with a polar vortex weather system.

Wow, it's the polar plunge! It got 40 degrees colder overnight. I'll have to find my snuggle bunny.

by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014

character transplant

A complete transformation of someone's personality and attitude after they have taken time away from their usual routine, or have had some type of life-changing experience.

"Our department manager was so nice, friendly and reasonable after she attended that weekend retreat. It was as if she had a character transplant."

"Bill is so different after beating cancer, then taking that long vacation. He must have had a character transplant."

by yes juanito yes August 30, 2014

puppy test

An online checklist to score a puppy for behavior, intelligence and temperament. The purpose is to select the right puppy for the right home.

"I used a puppy test at the animal rescue center to select our family dog."

by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014

mall-haul

Lavish or massive amount of items purchased at a shopping center or mall and returned home. Popular term among tween or teen girls who report all the items they purchased or purchased for them to their friends.

My 11 year old daughter posted a video on You Tube telling all her friends about her mall-haul.

by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012

watching paint dry

In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.

Number 27 was watching paint dry on that drive to the hoop.

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

euing

Feeling euphoric.

"I wasn't euing, doc. I was just feeling pretty good."

by yes juanito yes September 02, 2014