yes juanito yes's definitions

lubed up

The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.

"I needed to get lubed up before going to the party.

by yes juanito yes May 13, 2017

type thing

(Agree with the first def, but want to embellish.

Type thing is an expression of normalizing things, suggesting that everything is "as usual."

(Added to the end of a word or phrase as if it is a punctuation mark).

My anger management instructor said "type thing" after almost everything she said. It made me feel more comfortable in class.

Examples:

"The restrooms are located just outside this meeting room, type thing."

"From this course, you will learn helpful new tools, type thing."

Other examples:

"My car was dirty so I went to the car wash, type thing."

"Let's go out tonight for dinner and a movie, type thing."

by yes juanito yes December 23, 2016

pet plant

A non-animal companion. Gives pleasure and satisfaction in caring for it. An alternative to a conventional animal pet such as a cat, dog or rabbit. Similar to having a pet rock.

"I couldn't afford a dog anymore and my new apartment complex has a hefty pet-deposit, so I decided to get a pet plant. I feel happy taking care of it everyday."

by yes juanito yes July 6, 2014

Scottsdale Wife

(noun). A married woman who lives in affluent Scottsdale AZ who is used to the finer things.

She was accustomed to an affluent lifestyle as a Scottsdale Wife: tanning & hair salons, massages, shopping, plastic surgery on a regular basis.

by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012

apples of your cheeks

The bright and rounded areas of the face just below the eyes. Usually suggest health and happiness if the areas are glowing and prominent.

"When you look at yourself in the mirror, are you satisfied with the apples of your cheeks?"

by yes juanito yes October 17, 2014

faux H2O

Water from drinking fountain or tap poured into the empty plastic bottle of brand name water. A good way save money and still look sophisticated.

Everybody thinks I drink expensive water all the time. My secret is faux H2O. Helps the environment too.

by yes juanito yes May 1, 2015

hubcap pose

Placement of a stray hubcap at a highly visible location near the roadside. The finder positioned the fallen hubcap so that the owner might find it.

My lost hubcap was in a great hubcap pose. I'm thankful to the person who propped it up near the sidewalk under the light.

by yes juanito yes December 7, 2014