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Golfheimer's 

An advantage in the game of golf. The golfer is able to forget a mistake or bad shot, then goes on to play well.

Roger: "What a finish! He managed to forget that poor shot at 16, then birdied 17 and 18 to win the tournament."

Johnny: "That's Golfheimer's."

Golfheimer's by yes juanito yes April 7, 2015

check your shorts 

First thing to do after you go through a scary situation and survive. The event was so frightening that you could've lost bladder or bowel control.

You almost got hit by a truck? Did you check your shorts afterwards?

check your shorts by yes juanito yes April 6, 2015

olden days 

Previous times or past eras. Refers to how things used to be. Doesn't have to be a long time ago.

I'm always telling my kids about how things were different in the olden days, like 2000 years ago.

With everything that's changed around here, two years ago seems like the olden days.

olden days by yes juanito yes April 5, 2015

ready smile 

Generally speaking, the facial expression of easy going people. In some situations, it could be a signal of being excited and willing to have sex.

A ready smile is easy to find when you visit Bangkok.

All the folks on those ED commercials on TV seem to have ready smiles.

ready smile by yes juanito yes April 5, 2015

K9 style 

Doggie style. Common sex position. K9 = canine.

Last night, we did it K9 style. It's all good.

K9 style by yes juanito yes April 5, 2015

air pen 

Non-verbal communication in which a person motions with their hand as if writing in the air. Generally means that the person needs something to write with, write on or both.

We were at a meeting, and we had to fill out some forms. Many of us used the air pen signal to try to get something to write with.

air pen by yes juanito yes April 4, 2015

let's pretend 

Any imagination game for children or playful adults. Empowers people to share and have fun.

Children: "You be queen and I'll be king. Let's pretend."

Adults: "Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits this weekend."

let's pretend by yes juanito yes April 3, 2015