BLTA

A bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich (BLT) with avocado added.
"There's only one thing better than a BLT. It's a BLTA. I love avocado."
by yes juanito yes June 14, 2014
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Microwavelessness

When one moves into a new place and doesn't have a microwave oven. You are forced to eat out or use cookware, since you can't cook microwaveable foods.
I just moved into a new apartment and realized that's there's no way to cook TV dinners or Raman noodles. It dawned on me that I was in a state of Microwavelessness.
by yes juanito yes May 17, 2014
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Scottsdale Wife

(noun). A married woman who lives in affluent Scottsdale AZ who is used to the finer things.
She was accustomed to an affluent lifestyle as a Scottsdale Wife: tanning & hair salons, massages, shopping, plastic surgery on a regular basis.
by yes juanito yes January 24, 2012
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commercial line

Adjective that suggests that a product is of high quality and is used extensively in industry. Makes the consumer want to buy it.
I'm gonna choose this glass cleaner since the label says it's commercial line.
by yes juanito yes March 29, 2015
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baconie

A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.
"My friend sent me a baconie last night. This morning I'm cooking bacon and eggs."
by yes juanito yes October 05, 2014
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poop the dog

The act taking a dog outside for the sole purpose of allowing the animal to deficate. The activity is finished once the dog poops. There is no fun or exercise involved.
At my apartment complex, most of the dog owners just poop the dog a few times a day. The good thing is that they always pick up the waste.
by yes juanito yes June 02, 2015
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tic toc

Time is going by or running out. The sound of time.
Person 1: "My team is down by 10, and there's like 5 seconds to go!"

Person 2: "Tic toc."
by yes juanito yes December 18, 2014
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