Jacklass

I woman that is a jackass.

A woman that won't suck her boyfriend's dick is a jacklass.

by YapmelkXela January 14, 2010

Pajamming

is when you "rock out" or "jam" in your PJ's. While mostly common when playing the video game Rock Band, this can also be done playing 'real' instruments.

Henry: Hey, Sean, wanna pajam tomorrow morning?
Sean: Hell yeah Henry! I love pajamming after a sleep over with you!
*kisses*

by YapmelkXela December 07, 2009

Congraduation

"Congratulations" and "Graduation" in one word... makes things seem less redundant. "Congraduation(s)!" sounds a hell of a lot better and less homo than "Congratulations on your graduation!"

Grad: Off to ccollege. Damn, I can't wait to butt fuck me some sluts!

Grandpa: Happy congraduation, Boris.

Grad: Thanks, grand pop!

by YapmelkXela January 06, 2010

Give My Pillow Some Head

To go to sleep.

Shaniqua: I'm gon' give my pillow some head.
Terrell: Give yo pillah sum 'ed? Shit... you cheat'n on me?
Shaniqua: HELL NO! It's 3am, sheeeeee....
Terrell: Ah. Aight den. Peace.

by YapmelkXela January 14, 2010

Capping

The act of cussing someone out and/or yelling at that person online on a website forum or in an instant messenger.

Mark: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I FUCK YOUR DOG?
Tom: Why are you capping me? You're a jackass.

by YapmelkXela December 06, 2009

Selfish Shellfish

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

by YapmelkXela October 15, 2009

[{'}]

A vagina shown on a keyboard.

Girl: Lick my {'}
Guy: Oh man!

by YapmelkXela October 07, 2009