moobs for boobs

Used most often on websites like Chat Roulette ... is used as often or less often than mits for tits. Usually a horny individual will say this as a way to entice a woman into showing him her breasts, in exchange for seeing his voluptuous man titties.

Guy: Hi.
Girl: Hi.
Guy: Asl?
Girl: 18.f.fl
Guy: cool.
*4 minute pause*
Guy: moobs for boobs?
*Your partner has disconnected*

by YapmelkXela March 06, 2010

Selfish Shellfish

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009

Give My Pillow Some Head

To go to sleep.

Shaniqua: I'm gon' give my pillow some head.
Terrell: Give yo pillah sum 'ed? Shit... you cheat'n on me?
Shaniqua: HELL NO! It's 3am, sheeeeee....
Terrell: Ah. Aight den. Peace.

by YapmelkXela January 14, 2010

Make it Bacon

A term used to make something better.

"Want a scrambled egg?"
"Make it bacon!"
"Two it is. Fat fuck..."
"Yo, what bitch?"

by YapmelkXela December 13, 2009

/)

Used to show a "thumbs up" or some sort of approval - can also be used in a sarcastic manner; the opposite of \)

Guy: Dude, I passed "Polly" on expert drums on Rock Band!
Dude: /) Cool story, bro.

by YapmelkXela October 06, 2009

SeXbox LIVE

People that use Xbox LIVE as a means of having "sex". More simply, a synonym for cybering.

SeXbox LIVE: Move over Disney World! The NEW Happiest Place on Earth!

by YapmelkXela January 19, 2010

Paranuts

Used to describe a group of hardcore Paramore fans.

I don't know any Paranuts... but I have a pair a' nuts!

by YapmelkXela January 07, 2010