yapmelkxela's definitions

moobs for boobs

Used most often on websites like Chat Roulette ... is used as often or less often than mits for tits. Usually a horny individual will say this as a way to entice a woman into showing him her breasts, in exchange for seeing his voluptuous man titties.

Guy: Hi.
Girl: Hi.
Guy: Asl?
Girl: 18.f.fl
Guy: cool.
*4 minute pause*
Guy: moobs for boobs?
*Your partner has disconnected*

by YapmelkXela March 6, 2010

.l.. d'.'b ..l.

A great way of owning someone - without words - on the internet. Represents a guy flipping someone off.

Roger: Howdy!
Robert: .l.. d'.'b ..l.
Roger: :(

by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009

DQ

Dashboard Quit. This is done when someone is playing a game on Xbox LIVE and leaves the game. In most games, this type of quit doesn't change the player's stats.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

"OMFG! That piece of shit n00b with the heartbeat sensor thinks he's hot shit! Fuck this, I'm gonna DQ."

Gears of War 2

"That asshole thinks he's a real hard ass tea bagging me while I'm bleeding out. Oh yeah? DQ this."

by YapmelkXela November 16, 2009

Nignog

Contrary to popular belief, nignog is actually slang for "black cum."

Masturbator #1: Brah, you see all that nignog that bro laid?
Masturbator #2: No, sorry. Not into watching that black porno.
Masturbator #1: Faggot, wanna fight?
Masturbator #2: Nah let me cum first.
Masturbator #1: Werd.

by YapmelkXela November 28, 2009

<<8^(|)

Homer Simpson on a keyboard.

Bro: Hey man, what's your favorite show?
Man: I don't know bro... probably <<8^(|)
Bro: !!!

by YapmelkXela October 7, 2009

Fap or Tap

The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:

1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness

Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...

by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

Vagyro

A vagina looking like roast beef, with some creamy mystery sauce oozing out of it... probably caused by some sort of STD(s).

I can't think of a gyro without thinking vagyro.

by YapmelkXela March 6, 2010