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Homer Simpson on a keyboard.
by YapmelkXela October 7, 2009
Get the <<8^(|) mug.Masturbator #1: Brah, you see all that nignog that bro laid?
Masturbator #2: No, sorry. Not into watching that black porno.
Masturbator #1: Faggot, wanna fight?
Masturbator #2: Nah let me cum first.
Masturbator #1: Werd.
Masturbator #2: No, sorry. Not into watching that black porno.
Masturbator #1: Faggot, wanna fight?
Masturbator #2: Nah let me cum first.
Masturbator #1: Werd.
by YapmelkXela November 28, 2009
Get the Nignog mug.Dashboard Quit. This is done when someone is playing a game on Xbox LIVE and leaves the game. In most games, this type of quit doesn't change the player's stats.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
"OMFG! That piece of shit n00b with the heartbeat sensor thinks he's hot shit! Fuck this, I'm gonna DQ."
Gears of War 2
"That asshole thinks he's a real hard ass tea bagging me while I'm bleeding out. Oh yeah? DQ this."
"OMFG! That piece of shit n00b with the heartbeat sensor thinks he's hot shit! Fuck this, I'm gonna DQ."
Gears of War 2
"That asshole thinks he's a real hard ass tea bagging me while I'm bleeding out. Oh yeah? DQ this."
by YapmelkXela November 16, 2009
Get the DQ mug.A great way of owning someone - without words - on the internet. Represents a guy flipping someone off.
by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009
Get the .l.. d'.'b ..l. mug.A sleepday is a day in which you have nothing of importance to do, and do nothing but lay in bed and sleep the entire day away. Tend to be pretty bad ass.
Nielsen: Hello, chap.
Oliver: Why, hello there. I had quite the sleepday yesterday.
Nielsen: That's fine. Why are you fucking my wife, Oliver?
Oliver: Huh?
Oliver: Why, hello there. I had quite the sleepday yesterday.
Nielsen: That's fine. Why are you fucking my wife, Oliver?
Oliver: Huh?
by YapmelkXela February 20, 2010
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1.
Dude: My life sucks.
Dick: QFT!
2.
Rambler: Actually, I have an opinion worth noting. Just because you like it and I don't doesn't mean I'm wrong - or you're right. It simply means we have different views on the subject. If you were to tell me you disliked something I personally enjoyed, I wouldn't verbally attack you.
TheRightOne: QFT!
RandomOnlooker: Owned.
Dude: My life sucks.
Dick: QFT!
2.
Rambler: Actually, I have an opinion worth noting. Just because you like it and I don't doesn't mean I'm wrong - or you're right. It simply means we have different views on the subject. If you were to tell me you disliked something I personally enjoyed, I wouldn't verbally attack you.
TheRightOne: QFT!
RandomOnlooker: Owned.
by YapmelkXela October 11, 2009
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