yapmelkxela's definitions

/)

Used to show a "thumbs up" or some sort of approval - can also be used in a sarcastic manner; the opposite of \)

Guy: Dude, I passed "Polly" on expert drums on Rock Band!
Dude: /) Cool story, bro.

by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009

\)

Used in internet chat rooms and on internet forums/websites to indicate a "thumbs down", showing dislike or disapproval.

Guy: Hey man, I paid for sex last night.
Man: \) Tool.

by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009

.l.. d'.'b ..l.

A great way of owning someone - without words - on the internet. Represents a guy flipping someone off.

Roger: Howdy!
Robert: .l.. d'.'b ..l.
Roger: :(

by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009

Congraduation

"Congratulations" and "Graduation" in one word... makes things seem less redundant. "Congraduation(s)!" sounds a hell of a lot better and less homo than "Congratulations on your graduation!"

Grad: Off to ccollege. Damn, I can't wait to butt fuck me some sluts!

Grandpa: Happy congraduation, Boris.

Grad: Thanks, grand pop!

by YapmelkXela January 6, 2010

Paranuts

Used to describe a group of hardcore Paramore fans.

I don't know any Paranuts... but I have a pair a' nuts!

by YapmelkXela January 7, 2010

Jacklass

I woman that is a jackass.

A woman that won't suck her boyfriend's dick is a jacklass.

by YapmelkXela January 14, 2010

Give My Pillow Some Head

To go to sleep.

Shaniqua: I'm gon' give my pillow some head.
Terrell: Give yo pillah sum 'ed? Shit... you cheat'n on me?
Shaniqua: HELL NO! It's 3am, sheeeeee....
Terrell: Ah. Aight den. Peace.

by YapmelkXela January 14, 2010