yapmelkxela's definitions
by YapmelkXela January 19, 2010
Get the SeXbox LIVEmug. Dashboard Quit. This is done when someone is playing a game on Xbox LIVE and leaves the game. In most games, this type of quit doesn't change the player's stats.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
"OMFG! That piece of shit n00b with the heartbeat sensor thinks he's hot shit! Fuck this, I'm gonna DQ."
Gears of War 2
"That asshole thinks he's a real hard ass tea bagging me while I'm bleeding out. Oh yeah? DQ this."
"OMFG! That piece of shit n00b with the heartbeat sensor thinks he's hot shit! Fuck this, I'm gonna DQ."
Gears of War 2
"That asshole thinks he's a real hard ass tea bagging me while I'm bleeding out. Oh yeah? DQ this."
by YapmelkXela November 16, 2009
Get the DQmug. A phrase used by guys who like to give the woman all the attention - or at least the initial attention - in the bedroom.
Dude 1: Dude, why didn't you let her suck you off, dude?
Dude 2: Dude, it's all about the chick before dick.
Dude 2: Dude, it's all about the chick before dick.
by YapmelkXela September 29, 2009
Get the Chick Before Dickmug. A vagina looking like roast beef, with some creamy mystery sauce oozing out of it... probably caused by some sort of STD(s).
by YapmelkXela March 6, 2010
Get the Vagyromug. A sleepday is a day in which you have nothing of importance to do, and do nothing but lay in bed and sleep the entire day away. Tend to be pretty bad ass.
Nielsen: Hello, chap.
Oliver: Why, hello there. I had quite the sleepday yesterday.
Nielsen: That's fine. Why are you fucking my wife, Oliver?
Oliver: Huh?
Oliver: Why, hello there. I had quite the sleepday yesterday.
Nielsen: That's fine. Why are you fucking my wife, Oliver?
Oliver: Huh?
by YapmelkXela February 20, 2010
Get the Sleepdaymug. 
When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.
Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.
by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009
Get the Fake and Shakemug.