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"]

A smile - an alternative to : or :).
by YapmelkXela January 21, 2011
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Sleepday

A sleepday is a day in which you have nothing of importance to do, and do nothing but lay in bed and sleep the entire day away. Tend to be pretty bad ass.
Nielsen: Hello, chap.
Oliver: Why, hello there. I had quite the sleepday yesterday.
Nielsen: That's fine. Why are you fucking my wife, Oliver?
Oliver: Huh?
by YapmelkXela February 20, 2010
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.l.. d'.'b ..l.

A great way of owning someone - without words - on the internet. Represents a guy flipping someone off.
Roger: Howdy!
Robert: .l.. d'.'b ..l.
Roger: :(
by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009
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Nignog

Contrary to popular belief, nignog is actually slang for "black cum."
Masturbator #1: Brah, you see all that nignog that bro laid?
Masturbator #2: No, sorry. Not into watching that black porno.
Masturbator #1: Faggot, wanna fight?
Masturbator #2: Nah let me cum first.
Masturbator #1: Werd.
by YapmelkXela November 28, 2009
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Dingus Khan

Someone that is the king of spaz/craziness, and liked in doing so. Derived from the dude Genghis Khan.
Gary: You know that kid with A.D.D.? John I think his name is?
Patrick: Yeah. That kid's a regular Dingus Khan.
by YapmelkXela October 16, 2009
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Congraduation

"Congratulations" and "Graduation" in one word... makes things seem less redundant. "Congraduation(s)!" sounds a hell of a lot better and less homo than "Congratulations on your graduation!"
Grad: Off to ccollege. Damn, I can't wait to butt fuck me some sluts!

Grandpa: Happy congraduation, Boris.

Grad: Thanks, grand pop!
by YapmelkXela January 6, 2010
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Make it Bacon

A term used to make something better.
"Want a scrambled egg?"
"Make it bacon!"
"Two it is. Fat fuck..."
"Yo, what bitch?"
by YapmelkXela December 13, 2009
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