33 definitions by yapmelkxela

[{'}]

A vagina shown on a keyboard.

Girl: Lick my {'}
Guy: Oh man!

by yapmelkxela October 7, 2009

Give My Pillow Some Head

To go to sleep.

Shaniqua: I'm gon' give my pillow some head.
Terrell: Give yo pillah sum 'ed? Shit... you cheat'n on me?
Shaniqua: HELL NO! It's 3am, sheeeeee....
Terrell: Ah. Aight den. Peace.

by yapmelkxela January 14, 2010

Fap or Tap

The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:

1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness

Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...

by yapmelkxela October 2, 2009

Pajamming

is when you "rock out" or "jam" in your PJ's. While mostly common when playing the video game Rock Band, this can also be done playing 'real' instruments.

Henry: Hey, Sean, wanna pajam tomorrow morning?
Sean: Hell yeah Henry! I love pajamming after a sleep over with you!
*kisses*

by yapmelkxela December 7, 2009

Congraduation

"Congratulations" and "Graduation" in one word... makes things seem less redundant. "Congraduation(s)!" sounds a hell of a lot better and less homo than "Congratulations on your graduation!"

Grad: Off to ccollege. Damn, I can't wait to butt fuck me some sluts!

Grandpa: Happy congraduation, Boris.

Grad: Thanks, grand pop!

by yapmelkxela January 6, 2010

Fake and Shake

When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.

Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.

by yapmelkxela October 2, 2009

Nignog

Contrary to popular belief, nignog is actually slang for "black cum."

Masturbator #1: Brah, you see all that nignog that bro laid?
Masturbator #2: No, sorry. Not into watching that black porno.
Masturbator #1: Faggot, wanna fight?
Masturbator #2: Nah let me cum first.
Masturbator #1: Werd.

by yapmelkxela November 28, 2009