yapmelkxela's definitions

Sex then Shun

The act of using someone for sex. A virtual synonym with "one-night-stand."

Hornydude: Damn I can't wait to sex then shun that shit
Homophobe: Wow, would she fall for that?
Hornydude: Probably.
Homophobe: Wow she's a tool!
Hornydude: Who said it was a she?
Homophobe: Dude!!! That explains why you tried stroking my dick at last night!

by YapmelkXela October 11, 2009

Internetcourse

Engaging in sexual conversations through the internet. Can be accomplished using text, a webcam, or microphones.

Practice Safe Sex - Choose Internetcourse! /)

by YapmelkXela January 19, 2010

Paranuts

Used to describe a group of hardcore Paramore fans.

I don't know any Paranuts... but I have a pair a' nuts!

by YapmelkXela January 7, 2010

SeXbox LIVE

People that use Xbox LIVE as a means of having "sex". More simply, a synonym for cybering.

SeXbox LIVE: Move over Disney World! The NEW Happiest Place on Earth!

by YapmelkXela January 19, 2010

Make it Bacon

A term used to make something better.

"Want a scrambled egg?"
"Make it bacon!"
"Two it is. Fat fuck..."
"Yo, what bitch?"

by YapmelkXela December 13, 2009

Chick Before Dick

A phrase used by guys who like to give the woman all the attention - or at least the initial attention - in the bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude, why didn't you let her suck you off, dude?
Dude 2: Dude, it's all about the chick before dick.

by YapmelkXela September 29, 2009

Fap or Tap

The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:

1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness

Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...

by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009