yapmelkxela's definitions

Fake and Shake

When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.

Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.

by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

Nignog

Contrary to popular belief, nignog is actually slang for "black cum."

Masturbator #1: Brah, you see all that nignog that bro laid?
Masturbator #2: No, sorry. Not into watching that black porno.
Masturbator #1: Faggot, wanna fight?
Masturbator #2: Nah let me cum first.
Masturbator #1: Werd.

by YapmelkXela November 28, 2009

Jacklass

I woman that is a jackass.

A woman that won't suck her boyfriend's dick is a jacklass.

by YapmelkXela January 14, 2010

Choicepiece

A woman - or it could even be used for one horny girl referring to a guy - that is looking damn fine... basically, it's the highest compliment to give someone behind their back.

Boyfriend: Oh damn! Check out that choicepiece! Hey, remember last night when I fucked that one bitch...
Girlfriend: *Smack*
Boyfriend: Shit! I thought you were Johnny!
Girlfriend: We are over.

by YapmelkXela October 10, 2009

Make it Bacon

A term used to make something better.

"Want a scrambled egg?"
"Make it bacon!"
"Two it is. Fat fuck..."
"Yo, what bitch?"

by YapmelkXela December 13, 2009

Congraduation

"Congratulations" and "Graduation" in one word... makes things seem less redundant. "Congraduation(s)!" sounds a hell of a lot better and less homo than "Congratulations on your graduation!"

Grad: Off to ccollege. Damn, I can't wait to butt fuck me some sluts!

Grandpa: Happy congraduation, Boris.

Grad: Thanks, grand pop!

by YapmelkXela January 6, 2010

Bubblebum

A very nice ass. Doesn't necessarily have to be huge, in fact, they're normally not. It's just a tasty looking bum-bum.

John: That slut sure knows how to make a guy feel good.
Eugene: Ohhh yeah. How about that bubblebum?
Together: OOHHHHH!!!

by YapmelkXela November 18, 2009