Ming: What is with my boyfriend and his damn prejaculation?
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.
by YapmelkXela February 13, 2010
1.
Dude: My life sucks.
Dick: QFT!
2.
Rambler: Actually, I have an opinion worth noting. Just because you like it and I don't doesn't mean I'm wrong - or you're right. It simply means we have different views on the subject. If you were to tell me you disliked something I personally enjoyed, I wouldn't verbally attack you.
TheRightOne: QFT!
RandomOnlooker: Owned.
Dude: My life sucks.
Dick: QFT!
2.
Rambler: Actually, I have an opinion worth noting. Just because you like it and I don't doesn't mean I'm wrong - or you're right. It simply means we have different views on the subject. If you were to tell me you disliked something I personally enjoyed, I wouldn't verbally attack you.
TheRightOne: QFT!
RandomOnlooker: Owned.
by YapmelkXela October 11, 2009
Boris: How do you like that pornstar Tori Black?
Orville: Oh, I'd like to put it in her keister!
Boris: She's quite the laidy!
Orville: Oh, I'd like to put it in her keister!
Boris: She's quite the laidy!
by YapmelkXela October 18, 2009
The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:
1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness
1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness
Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...
by YapmelkXela October 02, 2009
A great way of owning someone - without words - on the internet. Represents a guy flipping someone off.
by YapmelkXela October 06, 2009
Dashboard Quit. This is done when someone is playing a game on Xbox LIVE and leaves the game. In most games, this type of quit doesn't change the player's stats.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
"OMFG! That piece of shit n00b with the heartbeat sensor thinks he's hot shit! Fuck this, I'm gonna DQ."
Gears of War 2
"That asshole thinks he's a real hard ass tea bagging me while I'm bleeding out. Oh yeah? DQ this."
"OMFG! That piece of shit n00b with the heartbeat sensor thinks he's hot shit! Fuck this, I'm gonna DQ."
Gears of War 2
"That asshole thinks he's a real hard ass tea bagging me while I'm bleeding out. Oh yeah? DQ this."
by YapmelkXela November 17, 2009
Engaging in sexual conversations through the internet. Can be accomplished using text, a webcam, or microphones.
Practice Safe Sex - Choose Internetcourse! /)
by YapmelkXela January 20, 2010