yapmelkxela's definitions
When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.
Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.
by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009
Get the Fake and Shakemug. Just a different way of saying "the shit" or "awesome." Where'd it come from you ask? It seems random you say? Well sir, I pulled it out of my ass.
by YapmelkXela September 15, 2011
Get the the biscuitsmug. Used most often on websites like Chat Roulette ... is used as often or less often than mits for tits. Usually a horny individual will say this as a way to entice a woman into showing him her breasts, in exchange for seeing his voluptuous man titties.
Guy: Hi.
Girl: Hi.
Guy: Asl?
Girl: 18.f.fl
Guy: cool.
*4 minute pause*
Guy: moobs for boobs?
*Your partner has disconnected*
Girl: Hi.
Guy: Asl?
Girl: 18.f.fl
Guy: cool.
*4 minute pause*
Guy: moobs for boobs?
*Your partner has disconnected*
by YapmelkXela March 6, 2010
Get the moobs for boobsmug. Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.
Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.
by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009
Get the Selfish Shellfishmug. 1.
Dude: My life sucks.
Dick: QFT!
2.
Rambler: Actually, I have an opinion worth noting. Just because you like it and I don't doesn't mean I'm wrong - or you're right. It simply means we have different views on the subject. If you were to tell me you disliked something I personally enjoyed, I wouldn't verbally attack you.
TheRightOne: QFT!
RandomOnlooker: Owned.
Dude: My life sucks.
Dick: QFT!
2.
Rambler: Actually, I have an opinion worth noting. Just because you like it and I don't doesn't mean I'm wrong - or you're right. It simply means we have different views on the subject. If you were to tell me you disliked something I personally enjoyed, I wouldn't verbally attack you.
TheRightOne: QFT!
RandomOnlooker: Owned.
by YapmelkXela October 11, 2009
Get the QFTmug. Engaging in sexual conversations through the internet. Can be accomplished using text, a webcam, or microphones.
Practice Safe Sex - Choose Internetcourse! /)
by YapmelkXela January 19, 2010
Get the Internetcoursemug. Hornydude: Damn I can't wait to sex then shun that shit
Homophobe: Wow, would she fall for that?
Hornydude: Probably.
Homophobe: Wow she's a tool!
Hornydude: Who said it was a she?
Homophobe: Dude!!! That explains why you tried stroking my dick at last night!
Homophobe: Wow, would she fall for that?
Hornydude: Probably.
Homophobe: Wow she's a tool!
Hornydude: Who said it was a she?
Homophobe: Dude!!! That explains why you tried stroking my dick at last night!
by YapmelkXela October 11, 2009
Get the Sex then Shunmug.